[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 664 on Sunday, 16 November 2003 The Poor White Trash Hash

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Location: In back of the Lo Tha Dairy again, since the hares couldn't be stuffed doing a proper reccie.
The Run: A to B, two medium short legs. Nobody complained about the scenery (boring) or the length (short). The hares still copped a lot of comments about the way the run was set.
Highlights: Having the Hash circle in daylight and getting back to town before 7 PM
Lowlights: Nothing comes to mind... but then Hash Stats was a Hare so there may be a certain bias here.
Hash Circle: A very cooperative effort involving the three JGMs and a lot of other people. Under Africa did a very creditable RA impersonation, with visiting Hasher Uncle Fun Stuff (Tampa H3) doing the run report. The usual crop of sinners were hauled up this week, including the Aussies for kicking Kiwi arse in the rugby; all the Vietnamese ladies plus Dumb Dick for snacking on jackfruit; Chad for donating the leftover shreddie to the local kids to play with; all the single ladies because the American navy is coming to town this week ('coming' being the operative word here); and Splithead for stepping into the biggest cow patty in this hemisphere (after the hares put a blob of shreddie on top as a warning).
Wanker of the Week: Pencil Dick, for not knowing when to keep his trap shut.
Quote of the Week: There were a couple of them this week: "I had to use my right hand because my left hand was full." from Runny Yolk, and "When I saw their big guns, I went down." from Emma
On-on: The Pacific on Le Thanh Ton again. Bloody slack hares, naturally.

27 Hounds and 2 Virgins vs.
Cesspool, Chad Montaban, Paddle File and Pencil Dick
(Total attendance: 33 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	214	56
Pencil Dick	177	33	Hare
Paddle File	149	9	Hare
Hand Job	133	12
Chorizo	119	28
Porn Surfer	111	4
Under Africa	105	26
Cesspool	79	13	Hare
Tonto	72	16
Nutsucker	71	14
Dumb Dick	64	11
Psychedelic Knob Cruncher	57	3
Loretta Bastos	54	2
Super Slag	22	4
Runny Yolk	16	1
Donald	14	0
Thumb Princess	11	0
Watermelon	11	0
Lick It Clean	10	1
Ford,Emma	9	0
Red Fox	9	0
Montaban,Chad	8	1	Hare
Midnight Cowboy	7	0
Yong Ho Han	5	0
Pham Thi Bich Nga	3	0
Couvillian,Maaike	2	0
Jackson,Brent	2	0
Nguyen Thi Kim Chi	2	0
PR	2	0
Truong Thuy Y	2	0
Splithead	2	0
Hall,Mike	1	0	Virgin
Kenrick,Jeff (Uncle Fun Stuff)	1	0	Virgin