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Run No. 666 on Saturday, 6 December 2003
"The Devil Made Me Do It" Run

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Location: North along Highway 13 past the Korean Highway and starting from the banks of the great green greasy Saigon River.
The Run: A to A, two legs (medium long and long - and in some cases, very long) - almost virgin territory, i.e. only been laid once before.
Highlights: Great place for a Hash circle
Lowlights: Well. losing half the walkers had to rank right up there.
Hash Circle: All three JGM's in a tag team affair, with Tonto suitably decked out as The Anti-Christ, ably assisted by a slightly rusty RA in the form of Gobbler. The circle was kept relatively short today to avoid the embarrassment of missing the boat. Sinners included lost lambs Rainman, Woofter and Pencil Dick (on behalf of half the walkers); Gobbler for suffering from Alzheimer's; and the hares for various crimes. In addition, down-downs were given on the bus back to Paddy Fag (because the beer wasn't cold enough) and Tonto (for exposing himself - Nutsucker said afterwards, "You see what I have to live with?").
Wanker of the Week: The Tickler, but Hash Stats was leading some lost walkers home so he missed that part and doesn't know why.
Quote of the Week: "Hey, look at those long, wrinkly things!" from Maaike.
Awards: 75 run shirts for Tonto and African Queen, 50 run shirt for Running Pooh, 25 run shirt for Super Slag, and a Black Hareshirt for Olive Oyl
Milestone: Rainman is the first Saigon Hasher to achieve 250 runs.
On-on: the Gala Run #666 party aboard the SS Minnow, or what ever. A damn good feed provided by The Edgewater, live music from Durian Durian and all the beer we could drink thanks to San Miguel.

41 Hounds and 10 Virgins vs.
African Queen, Chorizo, Gobbler, The Tickler and Under Africa
(Total attendance: 56 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Rainman 250 15
The Tickler 217 57 Hare
Deaf Teapot 192 13
Friendly Bank 186 6
Pencil Dick 179 33
False Alarm 164 34
Paddle File 151 9
Wet Rag 149 26
Olive Oyl 136 11
Hand Job 135 12
Deadly Night Shade 132 12
Postage Stamp 126 16
Chorizo 122 29 Hare
Gobbler 114 28 Hare
Porn Surfer 113 4
Under Africa 107 28 Hare
EZ Wipe 98 6
Yippieee 92 3
Paddy Fag 85 22
Cesspool 82 13
African Queen 75 21 Hare
Tonto 75 17
Nutsucker 74 15
Platapussy 73 3
Dumb Dick 65 11
Running Pooh 52 6
Rooster 39 2
Micro Soft 31 3
Trouser Snake 30 6
Super Slag 25 4
Runny Yolk 18 1
Donald 16 0
Quizzer 13 0
Thumb Princess 13 0
Red Fox 11 0
Master Crater 10 0
     Montaban,Chad 9 1
Woofter 8 0
     Scarff,Dave 6 0
     Jaax,Ross 5 0
     Couvillion,Maaike 4 0
     Hall,Mike 4 0
     Jackson,Brent 4 0
Nutcracker 4 0
Splithead 4 0
     Normie (Quizzer) 3 0
     Cornell,Mike 1 0 Virgin
     Harrison,David 1 0 Virgin
     Ian (No Last Name) 1 0 Virgin
     Kau,Kris 1 0 Virgin
     Keith Somebody 1 0 Virgin
     Loan 1 0 Virgin
     Norgan,John (?) 1 0 Virgin
     Pushkin 1 0 Virgin
     Rhiannon 1 0 Virgin
     Stalker,Natasha 1 0 Virgin