[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 667 on Sunday, 30 November 2003 Not The 666 Run

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Location: District 9, starting from Vietnam Water World
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium and long)
Highlights: The pack learned many valuable things about the art of Haring, not the least being "Bring along a mobile phone in case you get lost"
Lowlights: Some of the runners weren't too impressed with doing the same section of trail three times. Some of the walkers weren't too impressed with the walking Hare's improvised false trails, i.e. he was lost.
Hash Circle: Led by JGM's Chorizo and The Tickler, with JGM Tonto as the one man peanut gallery and Paddy Fag doing the RA duties. Lots and lots of sinners this week, including all the Aussies for feeling up the NZ Prime Minister (just being friendly, they claimed); Cheap Date and son for impersonating German tourists (white socks and sandals); mobile phone abuse (the Hares, natch); all the Germans for unleashing talking litterbins on an unsuspecting world; and the rest of the pack for one reason or another. The charges just kept coming and coming.
Wanker of the Week: Paddy Fag, for being too cheap to shell out 50K dong so that the rest of the Hash could enjoy the best view since Cupid Stunt left us.
On-on: The Underground

39 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs.
Nutsucker and Tonto
(Total attendance: 49 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Rainman	249	15
The Tickler	216	56
Deaf Teapot	191	13
Friendly Bank	185	6
Pencil Dick	178	33
False Alarm	163	34
Paddle File	150	9
Wet Rag	148	26
Olive Oyl	135	11
Deadly Night Shade	131	12
Chorizo	121	28
Porn Surfer	112	4
Paddy Fag	84	22
Cesspool	81	13
Tonto	74	17	Hare
Nutsucker	73	15	Hare
Platapussy	72	3
Slime	71	2
Towellette	67	5
General Erection	59	3
Running Pooh	51	6
Kaput	38	4
Trouser Snake	29	6
Super Slag	24	4
Middleton,Blake	15	0
Donald	15	0
Kim Chi	14	0
Quizzer	12	0
Thumb Princess	12	0
Watermelon	12	0
Cheap Date	11	0
Red Fox	10	0
Koller,Mark	9	1
Master Crater	9	0
Midnight Cowboy	8	0
Jaax,Ross	4	0
Pham Thi Bich Nga	4	0
Hall,Mike	3	0
Jackson,Brent	3	0
Truong Thuy Y	3	0
Normie (Quizzer)	2	0
De Paule,Buddy Lee	1	0	Virgin
Le Thi Hoa	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen Bich Minh	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen Thi Bich Ngoc	1	0	Virgin
Staraker,Katrina (Snakestomper)	1	0	Virgin
Staraker,Kent	1	0	Virgin
Tran Thi Que Phuong	1	0	Virgin
Wilson,Liam	1	0	Virgin