[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 669 on Sunday, 21 December 2003 The Charity Christmas Run

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Question: What has four legs and an IQ of 25?
Answer: Paddy Fag and Mike.
Location: Off Highway One in Bien Hoa, right and in a bunch of kilometers.
The Run: A to A, two legs (medium and medium)
Highlights: Santa Claus (or an anaemic facsimile thereof) made an appearance at the waterstop for the traditional gift giving.
Lowlights: Mike blew through an 'X' two minutes into the run, got hopelessly lost and ended up making his own way back to town. Luckily, Paddy Fag wasn't in attendance.
Hash Circle: Led by The Tickler, as Chorizo was soaking up beer in Vung Tau and Tonto was drying out in Saigon. Due to a lengthy delay while Cesspool and Splithead went in search of our lost lamb, the Hash circle went on for well over an hour. With the small turnout, everybody got at least one down-down and most of us got several. The virgins in particular got an exceptionally icy welcome.
Good works: We raised over eight million dong (just over $500 in real money), which mainly went to things that the orphanage needed as well as small gifts and candy for the kids.
Wanker of the Week: Super Slag, for a particularly heinous crime involving an unmentionable something being inserted into something indescribable, or similar. All right, Hash Stats got pissed again and can't remember.
Quote of the Week: Dale to Emma - "Why don't you worry about YOUR own prostrate",
On-on: The Underground

14 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs.
Cesspool, Running Pooh, Splithead, The Tickler and Wet Rag
(Total attendance: 26 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	219	58	Hare
Pencil Dick	181	33
False Alarm	166	34
Wet Rag	151	27	Hare
Deadly Night Shade	134	12
Cesspool	84	14	Hare
Towellette	69	5
Running Pooh	54	7	Hare
Rooster	41	2
Trouser Snake	31	6
Super Slag	26	4
Good Time Girl	24	3
Chatterbox	24	1
Lick It Clean	12	1
Ford,Emma	10	0
Shimanovsky,Nikolay	7	1
Steel Ball	6	0
Splithead	5	1	Hare
Hall,Mike	5	0
Bunek,Dale (?)	1	0	Virgin
Ho Thi Viet Ha	1	0	Virgin
Ho Thi Viet Phu	1	0	Virgin
Meeks,Dave	1	0	Virgin
Miller,Don (Math Mad)	1	0	Virgin
Miller,Jung	1	0	Virgin
Superbrat (Jakarta H3)	1	0	Virgin