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Run No. 669 on Sunday, 21 December 2003
The Charity Christmas Run

Question: What has four legs and an IQ of 25?
Answer: Paddy Fag and Mike.
Location: Off Highway One in Bien Hoa, right and in a bunch of kilometers.
The Run: A to A, two legs (medium and medium)
Highlights: Santa Claus (or an anaemic facsimile thereof) made an appearance at the waterstop for the traditional gift giving.
Lowlights: Mike blew through an 'X' two minutes into the run, got hopelessly lost and ended up making his own way back to town. Luckily, Paddy Fag wasn't in attendance.
Hash Circle: Led by The Tickler, as Chorizo was soaking up beer in Vung Tau and Tonto was drying out in Saigon. Due to a lengthy delay while Cesspool and Splithead went in search of our lost lamb, the Hash circle went on for well over an hour. With the small turnout, everybody got at least one down-down and most of us got several. The virgins in particular got an exceptionally icy welcome.
Good works: We raised over eight million dong (just over $500 in real money), which mainly went to things that the orphanage needed as well as small gifts and candy for the kids.
Wanker of the Week: Super Slag, for a particularly heinous crime involving an unmentionable something being inserted into something indescribable, or similar. All right, Hash Stats got pissed again and can't remember.
Quote of the Week: Dale to Emma - "Why don't you worry about YOUR own prostrate",
On-on: The Underground

14 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs.
Cesspool, Running Pooh, Splithead, The Tickler and Wet Rag
(Total attendance: 26 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 219 58 Hare
Pencil Dick 181 33
False Alarm 166 34
Wet Rag 151 27 Hare
Deadly Night Shade 134 12
Cesspool 84 14 Hare
Towellette 69 5
Running Pooh 54 7 Hare
Rooster 41 2
Trouser Snake 31 6
Super Slag 26 4
Good Time Girl 24 3
Chatterbox 24 1
Lick It Clean 12 1
     Ford,Emma 10 0
     Shimanovsky,Nikolay 7 1
Steel Ball 6 0
Splithead 5 1 Hare
     Hall,Mike 5 0
     Bunek,Dale (?) 1 0 Virgin
     Ho Thi Viet Ha 1 0 Virgin
     Ho Thi Viet Phu 1 0 Virgin
     Meeks,Dave 1 0 Virgin
     Miller,Don (Math Mad) 1 0 Virgin
     Miller,Jung 1 0 Virgin
     Superbrat (Jakarta H3) 1 0 Virgin