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Hash Stats missed this run. However, a week or so after the event the various members of Mismanagement received a gleeful note from Hanoi H3 GM Flashman explaining that some of the visiting spies, er, Hashers from Hanoi borrowed our Hash Monkey and brought it back to Hanoi with them. The note was accompanied by a picture of a group of deviates drooling over our poor, defenseless, little simian mate.
Chorizo did the only thing possible and appointed said ape as the Official Saigon H3 Roving Ambassador to the Chiang Mai Interhash 2006.
Note to Deaf Teapot and Mismanagement - maybe we could mount the old Hash Horn on a plaque and present it to the Hanoi Hash as a token of our esteem.

19 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs.
Cesspool, Chorizo, Gobbler, Running Pooh and Wet Rag
(Total attendance: 32 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
False Alarm	167	34
Herpes	163	44
Paddle File	153	9
Wet Rag	152	28	Hare
Deadly Night Shade	135	12
Chorizo	124	30	Hare
Gobbler	116	29	Hare
Cesspool	85	15	Hare
Tonto	76	17
Nutsucker	75	15
Platapussy	74	3
Running Pooh	55	8	Hare
Kaput	39	4
Trouser Snake	32	6
Micro Soft	32	3
Super Slag	27	4
Good Time Girl	25	3
Chatterbox	25	1
Lick It Clean	13	1
Woofter	10	1
Midnight Cowboy	9	0
Shimanovsky,Nikolay	8	1
Splithead	6	1
Superbrat (Jakarta H3)	2	0
Dick Chair (Hanoi H3)	1	0	Virgin
Dolly Dutch (Hanoi H3)	1	0	Virgin
Hucky	1	0	Virgin
Kent	1	0	Virgin
Nathalie	1	0	Virgin
Norma	1	0	Virgin
Sitting Bull	1	0	Virgin
Songman (Hanoi H3)	1	0	Virgin