[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 672 on Sunday, 11 January 2004 The Global Penile System Hash

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Location: Back to the 6 km peg on the Vung tau Highway. There are *other* places to Hash, y'know.
The Run: A to B, two legs (medium and medium)
Highlights: The look of stark terror on so many faces as they lined up to cross the monkey bridge. 40 meters long, it was, with a ten meter drop to the river. The bloody thing wobbled a good two meters from side to side and those strong, gusty winds didn't help a bit.
Lowlights:In lieu of a walking Hare, Tonto handed a GPS to Cesspool and said, "Here. Follow the waypoints on this." Let us now pause to reflect on the end of hashing as we know it...
Mismanagement: JGM Tonto announced his retirement from his post so he can concentrate on that which he does so well - heckling from the back of the crowd. This was accompanied by muffled cheers from those hashers whose mothers never taught them any foul language.
Hash Circle: In what may become a new tradition, Super Slag was surprised to learn that she had volunteered to run the Hash Circle this week. This onerous duty will rotate to various regulars from week to week. Super Slag did a creditable job, but could have done with more support, methinks. Lots of sinners but nothing really heinous that I can recall. Except, maybe the Hares for employing a GPS as a co-hare.
Wanker of the Week: Tonto, for, well, being Tonto. And for the GPS bit.
Awards: Nada - Hash Stats has been slack of late.
Namings: Daniel O'Reilly is henceforth known as Fagweezel. When Paddy Fag told him to drop to his knees for the christening, he complained, "Oh, no, Dad! Not in front of all these people!"
On-on: Edgewater Restaurant at the Riverside Apartments.

27 Hounds and 4 Virgins vs.
Midnight Cowboy, Nutsucker and Tonto
(Total attendance: 34 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	221	58
Pencil Dick	182	33
False Alarm	168	34
Herpes	164	44
Paddle File	155	9
Wet Rag	153	28
Deadly Night Shade	136	12
Postage Stamp	129	16
Under Africa	108	28
Paddy Fag	88	24
Screw Top	88	3
Cesspool	87	15
Tonto	77	18	Hare
Nutsucker	76	16	Hare
Towellette	70	5
Dumb Dick	66	11
Running Pooh	57	8
Loretta Bastos	55	2
Super Slag	28	4
Flatliner	25	4
Runny Yolk	20	1
Lick It Clean	14	1
Master Crater	11	0
Montaban,Chad	10	1
Midnight Cowboy	10	1	Hare
Fagweezel	9	3
Splithead	7	1
Couvillion,Maaike	5	0
Jackson,Brent	5	0
Ho Thi Viet Ha	2	0
Brunton,Fred (Angeles City H3)	1	0	Virgin
Klos	1	0	Virgin
Thuy Thu	1	0	Virgin
Tran Nu Hong Hanh	1	0	Virgin