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Location: Highway 13, starting from the Phi Long Hotel
The Run: A to A, two legs (medium and medium-short)
History: The last time these particular hares set a run from this location, it ended up being one of the all time great cock-ups in SH3 history.
Highlights: Thew runners, in fact, did have two legs this time....
Lowlights: ... But the walkers only had one.
Hash Circle: The Tickler running proceedings this week, with Pencil Dick squeezing his size tens into the RA's dainty shoes. The usual suspects; Postage Stamp sexually harassed a cow who promptly knocked him into a rice paddy; Cesspool and Rocky Goulash for being Colonel Sanders lookalikes; the Hares copped it several times' plus the usual slashers, fashion victims, whingers and so on.
Wanker of the Week: Donkey Bollocks for conduct unbecoming a Hasher
Prodigal Hashers: Rocky Goulash, Cu Chi and Venom Sucker returned after very long absences.
Quote of the Week: Several this week: Runny Yolk announced in the Hash circle that she "has trouble getting it to come out right", whatever the hell that means. However, se was outdone by Super Slag, who was overheard on the Hash bus asking Runny Yolk, :"How big is yours?"
On-on: Asia Restaurant. Vietnamese grub.

18 Hounds and 3 Virgins vs.
Kaput and Pencil Dick
(Total attendance: 23 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	223	59
Pencil Dick	183	34	Hare
False Alarm	169	34
Herpes	165	44
Paddle File	156	9
Deadly Night Shade	137	12
Postage Stamp	130	16
Donkey Bollocks	109	13
Rocky Goulash	103	5
Cesspool	88	15
Running Pooh	58	8
Loretta Bastos	56	2
Venom Sucker	41	1
Kaput	40	5	Hare
Cu Chi	34	0
Super Slag	29	4
Voyeur	21	4
Suki Sucks	7	0
Laden Bowel	6	0
Chocolate Dong	5	0
Martin,Henry	1	0	Virgin
Ruud Schubbekuheveen (???)	1	0	Virgin
Waallaans,Kim	1	0	Virgin