[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 720 on Saturday, 6 November 2004 Paddy Fags Late arrival Run

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Great run way out on the Hanoi Hwy what seemed half way to Dalat. Highlight of the run was the hares sending us down a fifty foot bloody cliff in search of the paper - when the perfectly good trail along the ridge would have more than sufficed.

Your narrator got away with one of the greatest hash crimes in history, by soiling the good ground of Vietnam with "a two" of his finest just before the circle. What better way to prepare for the grand ceremony. To this day it is understood that only 2 hashers know of this great secret - Deep Hole and Nutsucker. Well, maybe a few more now.

Deep Hole was also named in the circle for announcing to the world that she "has a really deep hole between her legs" whilst aiding the strugglers through the sodden rice fields on run 705.

Paddy Fag was also reportedly knocked back whilst lazing away the hours with his fellow hares after setting the run. You'll have to come up with more than 30k next time ol' son! The tractor ride was great though apparently.

16 Hounds and 0 Virgins vs.
Cockfight, Deep Hole and Paddy Fag
(Total attendance: 19 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Wet Rag	195	40
Paddle File	187	14
Hand Job	150	15
Porn Surfer	136	8
Paddy Fag	116	31	Hare
Nutsucker	102	19
General Erection	78	8
Trouser Snake	60	12
Cockfight	56	11	Hare
Good Time Girl	39	7
Gaddafi	29	3
Radio Active	18	0
Madame Pee Pee	17	1
Tran Adam	13	0
Cum Next Week	12	1
Deep Hole	11	1	Hare
Zhuang,Betty	11	0
Millstein,Sasha	8	0
Hoskin Ron	2	0