[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 722 on Sunday, 21 November 2004 Yassar Arafat Inaugural memorial run Click here for photos

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Yassar Arafat had the untimely impudence to peg it just the week before Tonto and Nutsuckers masterfully crafted magnum opus ! Well, as far as we know he’s dead …

And so, to commemorate and immortalise this moment in history the Hash decided to kill two birds with one stone by highjacking T & N’s great work of genius and dubbing it ‘The Yassar Arafat Memorial Run’ .

This, of course, had mutual benefit in that T & N would now avoid retribution and ridicule and no longer have to seek divine forgiveness for stealing half the previous weeks glorious run and incorporating it into theirs ( well, it was about 200m actually but hey come on!..... it's still Trail Robbing ). Normally a heinous Hash crime which, under such sombre circumstance can be forgiven. ONCE.

The run was in virtually the same place as the magnificent 721, which was so skilfully set by last weeks Master Hares. The 722 was shabbily laid, but not entirely predictable. The turn-out was poor, I felt almost alone on the run!. We can blame this on the St Andrews Transvestites party the night before, plus the Terry Fox run early that morning.

It’s well worn territory familiar to the Dinosaurs and probably some lesser mortals but an excellent setting all the same, not fully utilised in the run. The legs where short at 3.27 and 3.7Km's respectively (C/O GPS) but after the Fox run most Hounds where happy.

The locals didn’t seem to recognise that the 20 or so Hounds thundering through their cabbage patch allotments were actually PLO mercenaries in full Gaza Strip head gear; no CNN out there we assume (lucky bastards).

On On was at Asia Beer and not attended by your narrator but I imagine it was a good night.

DTP

20 Hounds and 2 Virgins vs.
Cum Next Week, Nutsucker and Tonto
(Total attendance: 25 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	256	71
Deaf Teapot	232	18
Friendly Bank	226	11
False Alarm	198	39
Wet Rag	196	40
Paddle File	189	14
Deadly Night Shade	162	12
Olive Oyl	142	13
Porn Surfer	138	9
EZ Wipe	115	6
Tonto	106	24	Hare
Nutsucker	104	20	Hare
Platapussy	99	3
General Erection	80	9
Trouser Snake	62	12
Super Slag	59	10
Kaput	54	6
Quizzer	35	1
Gaddafi	31	3
Splithead	25	6
Monkey Business	17	1
Cum Next Week	14	2	Hare
Slobber Dick	3	0
Back Door Boy	1	0	Virgin
Won Dow	1	0	Virgin