[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 723 on Sunday, 28 November 2004 The "49,51,U2, Smiley Bar, Monkey Bar etc etc benevolent " Run Click here for photos

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AKA 'Paddy Fags Cross Dressing Adventure’ run. It was in fact the big mans last Hash and the grand finale of his transformation. Over the last two months our revered Religious Adviser has been reborn anew, he’s seen the light. His second coming!

Having been dragged for a short while into the fire and brimstone (assisted by a gorgeous bit of totty from one of the towns slightly more salubrious establishments) he emerged god like. A new man. Quit his job and the misses, took up the weed, gained a few kilos, discovered that cross dressing can bee fun and left the country…………..We’ll miss ya PF !

Well, the run……….Mmmmm bit more of that trail robbing goin on here I suspect. The paper from the magnificent 716 could still be seen. Pristine, you could still read the print ! The Goddam foot prints of the 716 could easily be discerned. …..But perhaps there was good reason: Trouser Snake and Good Time Girl obviously had another ‘domestic’ and so Betty stepped in at the last minute. Now, far be it from your humble narrator to cast aspersions or resort to crude innuendo but Trouser Snake did look deliriously happy, sweaty and contented when he emerged from the undergrowth with Betty in tow just before the start of the run ! When challenged by the Tickler and myself, “we just finished laying…” was the Snake’s retort, if I recall correctly. And therein lies the tale..; it’s time to name Betty. Armed with the foregoing narrative and the unsurpassed imaginative flair of our hounds we can surely do better than “Trevor”, which was offered by a small but noisy bunch of hecklers (you know who you are Squealing Pig, Bare Arse Beaver) after 10 or more cans of SM. “Snake Bite”, “Cobra Kisser” “Venom Sucker 2” cums to mind.

Oh yeah, back to the run; A short run of two legs, about 3.7Km and 4 Km. Hand job got lost with a virgin and as Paddle File and Cumin Hard (more later !) prepared to enter the dense forest on a rescue mission Hand Job and the hunky Scandinavian Virgin emerged from the bushes. Nice boy ! I always wondered “…..why Hand Job ?”.

And coming back to ‘Cum In Hard’ (there’s a joke in there I’m sure), “what the hell are you feeding her on Cockfight “? She could not keep still for more than 5 or 6 nano seconds ! I know now why Cockfight always turns up to the hash “knackered”, usually blaming the Saturday rugby match, Oh Yea sure we believe ya!

On On
DTP

24 Hounds and 4 Virgins vs.
Trouser Snake and Betty Zhuang
(Total attendance: 30 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	257	71
Deaf Teapot	233	18
Friendly Bank	227	11
False Alarm	199	39
Wet Rag	197	40
Squealing Pig	194	26
Paddle File	190	14
Deadly Night Shade	163	12
Hand Job	152	15
Olive Oyl	143	13
Paddy Fag	117	31
EZ Wipe	116	6
Nutsucker	105	20
Platapussy	100	3
Bare-Arse Beaver	86	11
Trouser Snake	63	13	Hare
Super Slag	60	10
Cockfight	58	11
Kaput	55	6
Steel Ball	39	7
Cum Next Week	15	2
Zhuang,Betty	12	1	Hare
Cum In Hard	7	2
Luong Thi Xuan Huong	3	0
Frisky	2	0
Lai,Monica	2	0
lipman,joss	1	0	Virgin
oostervech,harry	1	0	Virgin
shand,greg	1	0	Virgin
Tatam, Andrew	1	0	Virgin