[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 728 on Saturday, 1 January 2005 The Urban Bloody Mary Recovery Run

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A small but elite turn out; obviously only those sad bastards with no other life.

I mean, what sort of wanker, other than a total loser, would turn up for a run through downtown Saigon on New Years Day !! However, despite the small turn out there was some pro-running. First leg was medium long and the second leg was medium short but the pace was fast; almost a sprint. Super Slag conked out half way through nthe first leg, she was so knackered she forgot to winge during the down downs.

The down down spot was well selected, on a flower bed in the middle of a busy highway. But, unfortunately, this particular flower bed was pre-owned by a local coffee shop vendor. Who, after the 389th round of “drink it down down down…”, just couldn’t take the singing any longer. In wicked retaliation, she decide to spray the feet of all those present with a high pressure water hose. Well….it hurt a bit.

My Vietnamese spouse later translated for your narrator the rituals purpose. Apparently it was a polite version of “fuck off, you’re on my patch”! The beginnings of Capitalist moral decay has definitely arrived ! Uncle H would turn in is mausoleum if he wasn’t pinned down.

Amongst the other highlights of this elitist event included the Hash’s newly found ability to self fund on the spot, with a cash surplus (Tonto !!) and still manage to buy Tiger Beer (Oooopps) enough for all.

7 Hounds and 0 Virgins vs.
Cockfight, Strong Winds and Tonto
(Total attendance: 10 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	262	72
Deaf Teapot	238	19
Friendly Bank	232	12
Tonto	110	26	Hare
Nutsucker	109	21
Super Slag	65	11
Cockfight	62	13	Hare
Quizzer	39	1
Strong Winds	34	6	Hare
Cum Next Week	20	3