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Run No. 735 on Sunday, 13 February 2005
Valentine's Day "Love Sucks" run

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The much anticipated, un-reccied (don’t tell Wet Rag!!), “Valentines Luv Sux” and Middletons farewell run (they looked so happy to be going) as it happened…….……

After a 30 minute (well 3 perhaps) delay due to Tu Trams poor belly (preggers ??!), a full hash bus, despite the absence of many regulars, made it’s way to the all to familiar Sugar cane factory. DTP, Friendly Bank and Fat Bastard couldn’t adapt to this cattle class transport and moaned most the way. After diligent instructions from the hares, a beer for the departing DTP, the pack headed off over the bridge en mass.
Super Slag promised us a 45 minute 1st leg but FRB’s, DTP, visiting Ex-Olympic star Mike Manley, the slobbering Paddle File and Trouser snake made it to the water in 22 minutes with the pack trailing in their slip stream. As usual, a long wait ensued waiting to greet the ever cheerful walkers and cloggers. The check free 2nd leg lived up to its billing and was even slightly longer for a couple of senile old dodders. Driving force and Monique claim they saw a naked man and decided to venture off-trail in pursuit. Despite Hand Jobs and Trouser Snake efforts, they keep on in pursuit of their apparition. Only when they were collared were they put on the right track, with the promise of multiple naked men in the circle.

After waiting what seemed like forever for the walkers, the circle got in full swing with charges flying and the run T-shirts brightening up the place. Not surprisingly, there was not a size that False Alarm could squeeze into !! Tram was “Wanker” of the week for her bad belly. DTP, Friendly Bank and Fat Bastard were presented with farewell gifts and lashings of San Mig. The Bingham bunch were tired now they weren’t in Seattle and Cum Next Week quote and bedroom antics involving Wet Rags “Big One” (with EZ Wipe looking very jealous) had no complaints, other than the quality of the beer. Those sad phone abusers Fucoffee, Radio Active and Runny yolk received what they deserved and the visiting Nut “n” bone (Korean GM) and The King (Ex London GM)got the GM’s present a drink, which they didn’t deserve.

After a “piss free” ride back, Bombay was pushed to breaking point to accommodate what must be a 2005 OnOn record. 20 plus hashers munched through the prawn and Mutton curries with great gusto. A few hardy few ventured onwards and downwards in search of more action after an excellent day.

30 Hounds and 12 Virgins vs.
Cum Next Week, Fukoffee and Super Slag
(Total attendance: 45 Hashers)
Runner Runs Haresets Note
Rainman 260 16
Deaf Teapot 244 19
Friendly Bank 238 12
Wet Rag 206 42
False Alarm 206 40
Paddle File 198 14
Deadly Night Shade 169 13
Hand Job 161 16
Porn Surfer 146 9
EZ Wipe 122 6
Platapussy 106 3
General Erection 85 10
Super Slag 71 14 Hare
Trouser Snake 70 15
Kaput 62 7
Jailbait 45 2
Good Time Girl 44 7
Dr Do Little 44 2
Runny Yolk 35 4
Cum Next Week 26 6 Hare
Fat Bastard 26 0
Radio Active 24 0
Monkey Business 20 1
     Tran Adam 16 0
Fukoffee 13 1 Hare
     Clifford,Pat 7 0
     Tran Tam 7 0
     Bingham,Chris 5 0
     Bingham,Tess 5 0
     Dillin,David 4 0
     Tran Tu 4 0
Driving Force 2 0
Nut 'n' Bone 2 0
     Bingham,Josh 1 0 Virgin
     Bingham,Ryan 1 0 Virgin
     Bingham,Sue 1 0 Virgin
     Caurla,Monique 1 0 Virgin
     Danish Dildo I 1 0 Virgin
     Danish Dildo II 1 0 Virgin
     Manley,Connie 1 0 Virgin
     Manley,Mike 1 0 Virgin
     North,Bev 1 0 Virgin
     North,Peter 1 0 Virgin
     Sow,Jen 1 0 Virgin
     The King (Wayne Smart, London HHH) 1 0 Virgin