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Run No. 736 on Sunday, 20 February 2005
George Washington's Birthday Hash

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Some historical run was put together very well by Tickler (Walking hare !!!), Coco Poof and Dolly Farton.

A full bus arrived at the run site thanks to the Tickler riding on the drivers shoulder. (Ed – A decent map and you could ride first class !!) After waiting for the girls to squeeze their lemons, instructions were given and the pack was off. The trail looked like it had be laid by epileptics it was so sporadic. Still, luckily quality was replaced by quantity and sufficient paper meant no lost hounds and a good run ensued.

A few wannabe runners (Nut N Bone, Runny Yolk, Good Time Girl and Ellen) joined the snails for the second leg and they missed out. Get in training you wimps!! Runners were led by the usual suspects Paddle File and Cum in Hard with a few new virgin pretenders – Teresa, Piers and Marcia chasing them down.

Back at the Down Down site all hounds were accounted for and a sizeable Vietnamese crowd gathered. GM Super Slag was in the chair and got things off and running. The dumb Americans were pulled up and their knowledge of Mr. GW was sadly lacking. What seemed like an Irish size family of Virgins were then introduced, badly, by Steel Ball. Come back Gaddafi, all is forgiven! Trouser Snake was rather unfairly made Hash Shit for his slight flatulence that had people turning green. Tickler continued to bitch through out and was put on the ice to cool down and shut up. Nut “N’ Bone was wanker for smoking exotic herbs at last weeks On-On and Cockfight and his boyfriend Stinger were bought up for sex before the hash. The 3 Bingham’s were brought up as they forgot Seattle was part of America (or was it they wanted to distance themselves !!) They were iced for leaving the female members at home to take care of the furniture delivers. Who said sexual equality is dead !!

The journey home included TWO pee stops but that wasn’t enough for Pat who decided to open the window and go, to the disgust of most in the vicinity, over the moto riders en route. Radio Active was tempted to slide the window back while this was going to save her from further sexual advances but thought better of it.

On-On at Pacific with cheap food and even cheaper beer finished off yet another excellent Saigon Hash.

25 Hounds and 10 Virgins vs.
Coco Poof, Dolly Farton and The Tickler
(Total attendance: 38 Hashers)
Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 268 74 Hare
Wet Rag 207 42
False Alarm 207 40
Paddle File 199 14
Deadly Night Shade 170 13
Hand Job 162 16
Olive Oyl 147 13
Easy Rider 85 2
Super Slag 72 14
Trouser Snake 71 15
Cockfight 67 13
Mu Lan 67 0
Good Time Girl 45 7
Steel Ball 43 8
Runny Yolk 36 4
Cum Next Week 27 6
Radio Active 25 0
Coco Poof 18 2 Hare
     Tran Adam 17 0
Fukoffee 14 1
Cum In Hard 13 3
Dolly Farton 10 2 Hare
     Clifford,Pat 8 0
     Tran Tam 8 0
     Dillin,David 5 0
     Wong,Ellen 3 0
Nut 'n' Bone 3 0
     Dunning,Ty 2 0
     Anglarill,Marcia 1 0 Virgin
     Anglarill,Nick 1 0 Virgin
     Doherty,Darren 1 0 Virgin
     Doherty,Isabella 1 0 Virgin
     Doherty,Pearl 1 0 Virgin
     Doherty,Zane 1 0 Virgin
     Heenan,Liza 1 0 Virgin
     O'Shanessy,Tim 1 0 Virgin
     Touzel,Piers 1 0 Virgin
     Woodford,Theresa 1 0 Virgin