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Run No. 738 on Saturday, 5 March 2005
Woman's Day Run

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Despite being disorganised by a group of girls, this run went remarkably well. We didn't even lose any runners. Well, lets not make the facts make a good story even better.

The run was held way out in the sticks, not too far from the Tri An lake (jungle run area) and the famous volcano, site for the forthcoming 750 run. A reasonable turn-out, despite the clash with the cyclo race. How anybody could have chosen that event over the hash is beyond comprehension.

The girls also managed to (sort of) run the circle, with Nutsucker stepping up to the plate as RA (before pi$$ing off with Tonto), Cum Next Week wielding her stick as Hash Whip and Lick it Clean and Theresa giving delightful walk / run reports. Super Slag came well equipped with cucumbers, as you do. She also taught the guys how to blow. Thanks for that SS.

Your narrator cannot remember who got wanker of the week, as the competition was very stiff. I think it was Quizzer for turning gay and bringing his Vietnamese boyfriend Thien, but it should have been Cum In Hard for conspiring to misplace vital hash equipment. There was also lots of wanking in the circle from various parties, which was dutifullly punished by the girls. Quote of the week awarded to Runny Yolk for promising that she would be "feeling it in the shower tonight" after all the sun-burn. How did it go Runny, was it good for you?

As a final note, it was decided that flatulence should be the order of the day, with Gaddafi's contribution being well received by the circle. Luckily nobody was smoking at the time. It's a good thing ice was on hand to cool down the heat.

On on was at a not so shoddy Indian place near Pham Ngu Lao, as we were too late getting back for the buffet at some equally scrummy joint nearby.

28 Hounds and 3 Virgins vs.
Cum Next Week, Nutsucker, Runny Yolk and Super Slag
(Total attendance: 35 Hashers)
Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 269 74
Wet Rag 209 43
False Alarm 209 41
Paddle File 201 14
Herpes 176 47
Deadly Night Shade 171 13
Nutsucker 114 22 Hare
Tonto 113 26
Super Slag 74 15 Hare
Mu Lan 69 0
Genital Proctologist 48 3
Quizzer 42 1
Gaddafi 41 6
Runny Yolk 37 5 Hare
Lick It Clean 29 1
Cum Next Week 28 7 Hare
Donald 27 0
Cum In Hard 14 3
Bald Point 7 1
     Bingham,Chris 6 0
     Bingham,Tess 6 0
     Tran Tu 5 0
     Shadwell,Sofie Li 4 0
     Burgess-White,Noah 3 0
     Bingham,Josh 2 0
     Bingham,Ryan 2 0
     Bingham,Sue 2 0
     Maiahski,Init 2 0
     Maiahski,Ziv 2 0
     Roy 2 0
     Touzel,Piers 2 0
     Woodford,Theresa 2 0
     Larkin,Paul 1 0 Virgin
     Ranran,He 1 0 Virgin
     Thien 1 0 Virgin