[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 742 on Sunday, 27 March 2005 Easter Sunday / Aries Run

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A bus load, including the sock less returning Betty, got lengthy instructions and, following a quick down down for the birthday boys – Tonto (32!) and Cockfight (14!), sped off into the bush (well, dust trail).

A scenic 1st leg, which included the world’s longest check-back, had the pack meandering at pace around the paddies and dykes. The horn was feeling rather “under the weather” and was not at the fore front as usual. Woofter, Piers, David (Taffy) and Godzilla set the pace and managed to lead all to a welcome water stop. The 2nd longer leg saw the pack disintegrate like an English rugby squad. A long, barren, dusty run sorted the chaff from the wheat and tested all. All good really as one would expect.

A rowdy circle then got under way with a hatless Trouser Snake directing. Dual wankers of the week were the “North Americans” Tonto and Nutsucker for failing to bring aforementioned head attire. Numerous virgins, included Scratch my Arse , Godzilla Butt F***, Gary the Taff and Hot Chocolate, got instructions from acting (up) RA Voyeur. We now have “protocols” don’t you know!! The excess returnees were made up of the Fuzzbuster’s Swiss gang of Doctors and their friends plus Strong Winds in from Singapore. Ho Coc organizers, and look alike, were rewarded with a drink for their excellent efforts and the drug taking Godzilla was punished for his substance abuse on the bus (not sharing rather than taking it!!). He was required to pass a sample to the doctors for further analysis. The GM was iced for his entrepreneurial spirit in making the run slightly easier with the aid of a Honda. His excuse of an identical twin brother – the same one often seen staggering and drunk around HCM, was nonchalantly dismissed by the baying circle who wanted his blood to freeze. Cu Chi was punished for neglecting her duties as a mother and getting her sons, James and Henry, taking pictures of visiting hashers’ wet T-shirts!! (Ed – Hashers in training me thinks. We’ll get copies on the web site asap). All too soon the fun was called to a halt and weekly call off “Go Pee Pee now” signaled our departure.

A good turnout graced an excellent on on at Riverside, where Tickler got the birthday boys on the way with a bottle of tequila and JW Black. The pack were last seen heading off in the dark down the Saigon river singing “We are sailing……. ……but where’s my phone and trainers !!”

Run report courtesy of Trouser Snake.

30 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs.
Nutsucker, The Tickler and Tonto
(Total attendance: 40 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	271	76	Hare
Wet Rag	212	45
Herpes	179	47
Deep Look	138	3
Nutsucker	118	23	Hare
Tonto	117	27	Hare
Easy Rider	87	2
Towellette	80	5
Trouser Snake	72	15
Mu Lan	71	0
Cockfight	69	14
Kaput	64	7
Genital Proctologist	51	3
Quizzer	46	1
Fuzz Buster	45	1
Runny Yolk	41	5
Cu Chi	41	0
Strong Winds	35	6
Voyeur	31	4
Cum Next Week	30	7
Woofter	27	2
Monkey Business	21	1
Fukoffee	18	1
Zhuang,Betty	17	2
Cum In Hard	16	4
Bush Doctor	15	0
Martin,Henry	6	0
Shadwell,Sofie Li	6	0
Martin,James	5	0
Nguyen,Nhung	3	0
Thien	3	0
Touzel,Piers	3	0
Le Hoai Huong	2	0
Gunthorpe,David	1	0	Virgin
Hadden,Alex (Hot Chocolate, Danang)	1	0	Virgin
Hoa Le Thi Minh	1	0	Virgin
Holmes,Steve (Godzilla Butt Fuck)	1	0	Virgin
Jones,Jo (Scratch My arse)	1	0	Virgin
Page,Gary	1	0	Virgin
Pfander,Hans	1	0	Virgin