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Run No. 742 on Sunday, 27 March 2005
Easter Sunday / Aries Run

A bus load, including the sock less returning Betty, got lengthy instructions and, following a quick down down for the birthday boys – Tonto (32!) and Cockfight (14!), sped off into the bush (well, dust trail).

A scenic 1st leg, which included the world’s longest check-back, had the pack meandering at pace around the paddies and dykes. The horn was feeling rather “under the weather” and was not at the fore front as usual. Woofter, Piers, David (Taffy) and Godzilla set the pace and managed to lead all to a welcome water stop. The 2nd longer leg saw the pack disintegrate like an English rugby squad. A long, barren, dusty run sorted the chaff from the wheat and tested all. All good really as one would expect.

A rowdy circle then got under way with a hatless Trouser Snake directing. Dual wankers of the week were the “North Americans” Tonto and Nutsucker for failing to bring aforementioned head attire. Numerous virgins, included Scratch my Arse , Godzilla Butt F***, Gary the Taff and Hot Chocolate, got instructions from acting (up) RA Voyeur. We now have “protocols” don’t you know!! The excess returnees were made up of the Fuzzbuster’s Swiss gang of Doctors and their friends plus Strong Winds in from Singapore. Ho Coc organizers, and look alike, were rewarded with a drink for their excellent efforts and the drug taking Godzilla was punished for his substance abuse on the bus (not sharing rather than taking it!!). He was required to pass a sample to the doctors for further analysis. The GM was iced for his entrepreneurial spirit in making the run slightly easier with the aid of a Honda. His excuse of an identical twin brother – the same one often seen staggering and drunk around HCM, was nonchalantly dismissed by the baying circle who wanted his blood to freeze. Cu Chi was punished for neglecting her duties as a mother and getting her sons, James and Henry, taking pictures of visiting hashers’ wet T-shirts!! (Ed – Hashers in training me thinks. We’ll get copies on the web site asap). All too soon the fun was called to a halt and weekly call off “Go Pee Pee now” signaled our departure.

A good turnout graced an excellent on on at Riverside, where Tickler got the birthday boys on the way with a bottle of tequila and JW Black. The pack were last seen heading off in the dark down the Saigon river singing “We are sailing……. ……but where’s my phone and trainers !!”

Run report courtesy of Trouser Snake.

30 Hounds and 7 Virgins vs.
Nutsucker, The Tickler and Tonto
(Total attendance: 40 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 271 76 Hare
Wet Rag 212 45
Herpes 179 47
Deep Look 138 3
Nutsucker 118 23 Hare
Tonto 117 27 Hare
Easy Rider 87 2
Towellette 80 5
Trouser Snake 72 15
Mu Lan 71 0
Cockfight 69 14
Kaput 64 7
Genital Proctologist 51 3
Quizzer 46 1
Fuzz Buster 45 1
Runny Yolk 41 5
Cu Chi 41 0
Strong Winds 35 6
Voyeur 31 4
Cum Next Week 30 7
Woofter 27 2
Monkey Business 21 1
Fukoffee 18 1
     Zhuang,Betty 17 2
Cum In Hard 16 4
Bush Doctor 15 0
     Martin,Henry 6 0
     Shadwell,Sofie Li 6 0
     Martin,James 5 0
     Nguyen,Nhung 3 0
     Thien 3 0
     Touzel,Piers 3 0
     Le Hoai Huong 2 0
     Gunthorpe,David 1 0 Virgin
     Hadden,Alex (Hot Chocolate, Danang) 1 0 Virgin
     Hoa Le Thi Minh 1 0 Virgin
     Holmes,Steve (Godzilla Butt Fuck) 1 0 Virgin
     Jones,Jo (Scratch My arse) 1 0 Virgin
     Page,Gary 1 0 Virgin
     Pfander,Hans 1 0 Virgin