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Run No. 743 on Saturday, 2 April 2005
April Fool's Run

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Didn’t we have lovely day the day we went hashing……….

Well off course we did. After a few directionally challenged hounds finally found the start, the excitement unfolded after a quick down down for the returning DTP (There’s no hash in KL !!) and the Trouser Snake for his 5.00 AM check-in the previous evening..
A tricky 1st leg had the pack stopping (guessing), starting (moaning) and generally getting caught up (lost) in an excellently prepared trail. Many a fool -Sophie, The Tickler, Woofter to name a few, were running around like hashers on LSD looking for the trail and water stop. After an eternal wait for the water trucks, the pack we once more off, with the runners under the watchful eye of the Good Time Girl. A real tester of a run had the pack spread out like a working girls ankles. The walkers had a more gentle meander through, what was sometimes a dustier than a cokes addicts nose, a nice, easy scenic trail. Still, all where accounted for and the real hashing – “We are a drinking club” could begin..

GM Trouser Snake got matters under way and he had lots of candidates for the masturbator of the week. Credit pinching Herpes was crowned the winner for getting all his family a free run last week. A bevvie of virgins then lined up, with stand in tight-arse Herpes directing. Fucoffee’s boyfriend, just in (where !!!), Euan, the sharply dressed Mr. Hai and not so sharp Irish lass, Trish were among the newcomers. Herpes was then renamed to “Pussy Whipped”, amongst ranting from some of the committee, for his neglection of proper manly behavior (he’s under genital proctologists thumb). A rather depressed Platapussy was busy fighting off the attentions of the resident womanizer Quizzer and a rejuvenated Woofter (she’s female !!). Numerous loners were then charged for forgetting their better halves - Voyer, Runny Yolk, Platapussy were reminded we’re a family hash.
GM was charged for his slight oversight in losing his phone on the bus last week and he welcomed the beer.

A good size crowd then headed of to Lac Thien to enjoy some excellent Hue food and cheap cold beer.

30 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs.
Good Time Girl and Trouser Snake
(Total attendance: 40 Hashers)
Runner Runs Haresets Note
The Tickler 272 76
Deaf Teapot 245 19
Friendly Bank 239 12
Wet Rag 213 45
False Alarm 212 43
Herpes 180 47
Deadly Night Shade 174 13
EZ Wipe 123 6
Nutsucker 119 23
Tonto 118 27
Towellette 81 5
Super Slag 78 15
Trouser Snake 73 16 Hare
Mu Lan 72 0
Genital Proctologist 52 3
Quizzer 47 1
Good Time Girl 46 8 Hare
Voyeur 32 4
Woofter 28 2
Fat Bastard 27 0
Madame Pee Pee 26 2
Fukoffee 19 1
     Zhuang,Betty 18 2
     Huong,(Torgerson?) 14 0
     Bingham,Chris 7 0
     Martin,Henry 7 0
     Shadwell,Sofie Li 7 0
     Martin,James 6 0
     Lloyd-Williams,Kate 5 0
     Thien 4 0
     Bingham,Josh 3 0
     Bingham,Ryan 3 0
     Ewan 1 0 Virgin
     Hai 1 0 Virgin
     Le Fol,Mewena 1 0 Virgin
     Le Trung Thanh 1 0 Virgin
     Max 1 0 Virgin
     Minh Tri 1 0 Virgin
     Scared Shitless (Beijing) 1 0 Virgin
     Trish 1 0 Virgin