[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 745 on Sunday, 17 April 2005 Who's First? The Duck or the Egg? Run

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Touted as a short run (stroll in the park) in District 9 (not far!), some of the runners (who shall remain nameless) complained of it being longer than promised (15km Madame Pee Pee? You're joking aren't you?). They managed to deal with that gracefully, including Cockfight who decided being weter-borne was more fun than running. This was a relatively small turn out, with some of our regular hashers apparently having had a big one the night before following a high level golf tournament (US Masters???).

The walk was short-ish, none of the walkers complaining about that. Some walkers nearkly missed the turn off to the bus, but young Towelette came to the rescue to save them from walking allthe way to the Mekong Delta without passing go or collecting 200 dollars.

A circle site was found in someone's front garden (we use that term loosely), with Super Slag taking charge. The hares Runny Yolk; Donald (that explains the Duck / Egg thing for those who didn't get it);Rainman and Yippiee all thanked for their efforts.

Debate raged about wanker of the week. Cockfight deserved it for losing the horn again, but eventually wore the toilet seat for that crime instead. Gaddafi made the criminal mistake of confessing to solitary sexual activity some 12 hours' earlier, and duly (albeit unfairly) punished. Deep Hole should have taken one for the team on this charge for not offering her services I reckon.

Four Vietnamese virgins were welcomed and introduced, and quote of the week was given to Cum in Hard for obsure references to the attractiveness of Madame Pee Pee's buttocks. Might leave that one alone!

Despite Donald's four hour election speech to extract support for an on on at Pacific, and Wet Rag's desperate appeal for hares for 22 / 29 May, things all fell apart at this point in time so we all pee pee'd and boarded the bus (in that order fortunately) for the relatively short trip home.

17 Hounds and 4 Virgins vs.
Donald, Rainman, Runny Yolk and Yippieee
(Total attendance: 25 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
The Tickler	274	76
Rainman	263	17	Hare
Wet Rag	214	45
Yippieee	100	5	Hare
Towellette	82	5
Super Slag	79	15
Cockfight	70	14
Kaput	66	8
Gaddafi	43	6
Runny Yolk	42	6	Hare
Donald	29	1	Hare
Madame Pee Pee	27	2
Monster Munch	20	0
Deep Hole	19	1
Perrin,Anneleise	18	0
Cum In Hard	17	4
Bingham,Chris	8	0
Nguyen,Nhung	5	1
Bingham,Josh	4	0
Bingham,Ryan	4	0
Trish	2	0
Khans (V 745)	1	0	Virgin
Phap (V 745)	1	0	Virgin
Phuong (V 745)	1	0	Virgin
Trung (V 745)	1	0	Virgin