[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 834 on Sunday, 10 December 2006 The "Even Satan Needs Love, Too" Run

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Location: District 9, near Dong Nai River
The Run: Two legs, short and short, live hare run with Two Dicks as the bunny.
Highlights: The weather (cool), the Hash Circle (great)
Lowlights: the monkey bridges were the subject of a huge amount of whinging, even by Hash standards
Hash Circle: Two Dicks and Tonto led the circus, with lots of input from the rabble. Aussie airline pilots, Canadians, Yanks, Poms and Kiwis all came in for a bit of stick this week, with Peckerhead being commended for another sterling job of Haresetting by parking his behind on the ice. He's wised up after his last few outings: as soon as he gets back from a run, he packs his shorts with cardboard.
Quote of the Week: Brea's "I wish I were a lesbian, I might get more sex" far outclassed STD's "You can violate me if you like"
Awards: Nada.
Milestones: Nope.
Namings: Nyet.
On-on: Pretty pissweak effort, abandoned through lack of interest, although a handful of hardy souls went on to the café Latin.

17 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs.
Little Bird Nhung, Pecker Head, Satan and Two Dicks
(Total attendance: 26 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Rainman	271	17
Pencil Dick	237	42
Hand Job	213	27
Tonto	151	33
Nutsucker	149	33
Pussy Problem	58	8
Two Dicks	57	19	Hare
Bush Wallaby	51	11
Pussy Solution	48	7
Pecker Head	45	9	Hare
Satan	40	4	Hare
Wan Hung Lo	33	8
Little Bird Nhung	33	4	Hare
Chu Thi Le Hang	14	3
Titanic Balls	14	1
Nguyen Dang Duong	12	0
STD	5	0
Caron,Brea	4	0
Le Thach Hue Phuong	3	0
Stanley,Jason	3	0
HIV	3	0
Blanchard,Jan	1	0	Virgin
Diskgo (Eugene OR H3)	1	0	Virgin
Dong,Tina	1	0	Virgin
Mead,Richard	1	0	Virgin
Prior,Tony	1	0	Virgin