[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 835 on Sunday, 17 December 2006 The "Sex, Kiwi Style" Run

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Observations from Bush Wallaby:-

Highlights - lovely country, kiwis wilting on return bus journey under sustained barrage about sheep shagging from humans on the hash, Spandex from Hanoi thrilling all the harriettes with his tight lycra shorts into which he had inserted a cocktail frankfurt and Nutsucker dressing to impress ( whom, we don't know ) in very chic apres hash gear.
Lowlights :- TD limping his way around the walk, Spandex and the aforementioned cocktail frankfurt , the Canadians being unable to nominate anything of note that has happened in Canada within living memory and Tonto not noticing Nutsucker's apres hash ensemble.
Awards :- Mrs Doggy style first hareset
Namings :- Mrs Doggy Style - Pho Burger ; Mrs Bush Wallaby - Bush Blower

Comments from Two Dicks:-
A quick run report. Excellent run set by two of our finest and most talented hares, with a wealth of experience between them this had to be one of the premier runs to finish an eventful year. Beautiful scenery and a well executed run and walk. No one got lost, not even Satan, mind you he gave it a good shot, but the ever mindful TD was on his case early and retrieved him before he could wonder off into the scrub. The circle was lively and we had two namings, DS's missus Van was named Pho Burger and rightly so while BW's missus was given the dubious name of Bush Blower and probably well deserved.

Editor's note: -
BW and and TD were queried as to whether or not they actually attended the same run.

TD replied with:-
BW hits the turps and starts talking sideways.

Ed. is still awaiting BW's pointed reply. Stay tuned.

17 Hounds and 1 Virgin vs.
Doggy Style, Pho Burger and Two Dicks
(Total attendance: 21 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Hand Job	214	27
Tonto	152	33
Nutsucker	150	33
Super Slag	115	24
Slime	82	2
Quizzer	61	2
Two Dicks	58	20	Hare
Bush Wallaby	52	11
Doggy Style	52	7	Hare
Satan	41	4
Bush Blower	15	3
Nguyen Tuan Kiet	12	1
Pantic, Dinah	6	0
STD	6	0
Caron,Brea	5	0
Pho Burger	4	1	Hare
Stanley,Jason	4	0
HIV	4	0
Spandex Man	4	0
Stanley,P. Jae	3	0
Baddeley,Nam	1	0	Virgin