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Run No. 842 on Sunday, 4 February 2007
The Germans Strike Back Run

Location: Binh Duong, near the Dong Nai River
The Run: 2 legs, medium and medium. New area, good running country
Highlights: Well laid run, plenty of checks for the old farts, scenic walk
Lowlights: No water stop (for the second week running!)
Hash Circle: Ably led by GL Super Slag, with input from Paddy Fag and the other clowns. This week's sinners included Peckerhead and Kiwifucker for their color-coordinated outfits, The Kiwi (HIV) for New Zealand's latest crimes against humanity (something about the All Blacks being gay), Santos for being a wimp and not running, and so on.
Prodigal Hasher: Scapegoat reappeared after a 12(!) year absence.
Quote of the Week: HIV (to Cummin Bare): "How come you're so dry?" Cummin Bare: "I'm not dry! I'm wet!"
Awards & Milestones: Pussy Solution's 50th run shirt
On-on: Tell Restaurant, German cuisine (that's an oxymoron if there ever was one)

20 Hounds and 6 Virgins vs.
Hand Job, Pussy Problem, Pussy Solution and Vo Mai
(Total attendance: 30 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Wet Rag 288 65
Pencil Dick 242 43
Hand Job 220 28 Hare
Paddy Fag 145 42
General Erection 127 19
Super Slag 121 26
Pussy Problem 62 9 Hare
Bush Wallaby 56 12
Pecker Head 51 10
Pussy Solution 50 8 Hare
Scapegoat 47 3
Trickle Dick 27 1
Titanic Balls 20 2
     Nguyen Dang Duong 15 0
STD 13 1
Cummin Bare 12 1
HIV 9 1
High Key 5 0
     Dye,Anne 4 0
     Vo Mai 3 1 Hare
     Lee Shu Fang 3 0
     B3 2 0
     Fabio Dos, Santos 2 0
     Kamionko,Amaryska 2 0
     Kiwifucker (Rumbai H3) 1 0 Virgin
     Koh, Colleen 1 0 Virgin
     Margaret (Rumbai H3) 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Thi Ngoc Hoa 1 0 Virgin
     Ta Minh Thanh 1 0 Virgin
     Tokyo Joe (P2H3) 1 0 Virgin