[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 843 on Sunday, 11 February 2007 The "Bring Your Own Gumboots" Run (The New Zealand Day Run)

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Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days.     On the seventh day, the Archangel Michael found him resting.     He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"     God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made."     Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"     "It's a planet" replied God, "and I've put life on it."     "I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."     "Balance?" inquired Michael confused.     God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people".     God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."     The archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land mass in the bottom corner and asked, "What's this one?"     "Ah" said God. "That's the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful mountains, rainforests, rivers, streams and an exquisite coast-line. The people are good looking, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super human, unbeatable football, cricket and netball players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."     Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but exclaimed. "You said there will be BALANCE"     God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the ugly, whinging, sheep shagging, Kiwi bastards I'm putting next to them."

Location: The other side of Bien Hoa, on the wrong side of the tracks
The Run: Two legs, medium and medium
Highlights: The run was extremely well laid (except when it wasn't), the checks were perfectly formed (except when they weren't), runners and walkers saw a lot of each other. Good turnout, too.
Lowlights: Hot, dry and dusty. Methinks the dry season is upon us. Oh, yeah.. . Listening to HIV bleating on about how good a job the Hares did started to wear thin by the second leg.
Hash Circle: GL Super Slag led the proceedings, with backup from RA Paddy Fag and General Erection. Lots of activities based around the theme of New Zealand Day, including perhas the worst haka ever seen on the face of he earth. The kiwi fruit was nice, though.
Quote of the Week: "The best way is to go in from the rear", from Cummin bare, who is definitely giving Venom Sucker a run for her money in the quotation stakes.
On-on: O'Brian's pizza and beer joint

26 Hounds and 10 Virgins vs.
HIV, Sheep Sub, Sinker and Titanic Balls
(Total attendance: 40 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Wet Rag	289	65
Pencil Dick	243	43
Hand Job	221	28
Paddy Fag	146	42
General Erection	128	19
Super Slag	122	26
Venom Sucker	88	3
Fukoffee	63	15
Pussy Problem	63	9
Doggy Style	54	8
Pecker Head	52	10
Pussy Solution	51	8
Satan	43	4
Little Bird Nhung	35	4
Dani	22	0
Titanic Balls	21	3	Hare
Dry Hole	15	2
STD	14	1
Cummin Bare	13	1
Sinker	12	2	Hare
Aushole	12	1
HIV	10	2	Hare
Sheep Sub	10	2	Hare
Dye,Anne	5	0
Le Thi Bac Giang	4	0
Lee Shu Fang	4	0
Dang Cam Thu	3	0
Prior,Tony	3	0
Tran Thi Minh	3	0
Pham Thi Bao Chinh	2	0
AIT (Kao Hjiung H3)	1	0	Virgin
Anna (#836)	1	0	Virgin
Hot Pants (Mauritius H3)	1	0	Virgin
Mann,Jo	1	0	Virgin
McInturff,Steve	1	0	Virgin
Mr Chips	1	0	Virgin
No Trucking Idea (Pattaya H3)	1	0	Virgin
Phan,Wayne	1	0	Virgin
Ta Ngoc Quyen	1	0	Virgin
Thomson,Serena	1	0	Virgin