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Run No. 847 on Sunday, 11 March 2007
St Patrick's Day Run
Location: Just off of Hwy 13 up in Binh Duong Province
The Run: A to B, 2 legs, medium and medium
Highlights: generally well laid, hares weren't as incompetent as usual, biggest turnout for a regular run in a long time and a Jameson's heart starter for the pack before the run started.
Lowlights: Dry season run - hot, dusty, no water stop (this trend is a worry) - a lot of runners were feeling the heat before the run was over.
Hash Circle: Tonto and Paddy Fag took the reins this week. Shorter circle than usual, with sinners including Pecker Head with his gay Mardi Gras jammies, Pencil Dick with his socks and numerous sinners with no Hash shirt; silent runners; etc.
Namings: Shu Fang is now Mad Cow (for some mysterious reason), and Pat is now and forever to be called Pink Ass ( we'll have to take Peckerhead's word for it).
Awards: Mad Cow (Red Hare Shirt)
On-on: Billabong - Irish Stew and beer.

40 Hounds and 13 Virgins vs.
General Erection, Hand Job, Mad Cow, Paddy Fag and Twin Knockers
(Total attendance: 58 Hashers)
Runner Runs Haresets Note
Deaf Teapot 260 19
Friendly Bank 252 12
Pencil Dick 246 44
Hand Job 224 29 Hare
Porn Surfer 180 10
Tonto 156 34
Nutsucker 154 35
Paddy Fag 148 43 Hare
General Erection 130 20 Hare
Mu Lan 85 0
Fukoffee 67 16
Pussy Problem 66 9
Two Dicks 61 21
Doggy Style 56 8
Peckerhead 55 10
Woofter 53 4
Radio Active 46 0
Overdrive 39 1
Cum In Hard 35 11
Fat Bastard 35 0
     Tran,Adam 21 0
STD 18 2
     Huynh,Maggi 18 1
Cock Up 18 1
Pink Ass 18 1
Cummin Bare 16 1
Mr Fussy 16 1
     Nguyen Dang Duong 16 0
HIV 13 2
Twin Knockers 11 3 Hare
Crack Smuggler 11 0
Snake Charmer 11 0
Flower Boy 8 1
     Dye,Anne 7 0
Bang Bang Bently 6 1
Mad Cow 6 1 Hare
Pho Burger 6 1
     Tran Tu 6 0
     Vo Mai 5 1
     Dunning,Ty 5 0
     Tran Thi Minh 4 0
     Nguyen Thi Thanh Huong 3 0
     Sara,Helen 3 0
     Bao Nghi 2 0
     Mai Le Anh Thu 2 0
     Cahen,Claude 1 0 Virgin
     Cahen,Yumiko 1 0 Virgin
     Conforti,Eric 1 0 Virgin
     Dove (?) 1 0 Virgin
     Hopalong 1 0 Virgin
     Kinlough,Steve 1 0 Virgin
     Lambert,Barbara 1 0 Virgin
     Luong Thanh Truc 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Do Lam Hong 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Ngoc Thanh 1 0 Virgin
     Priscilla (HKH3) 1 0 Virgin
     Sara,Peter 1 0 Virgin
     Thuy Thi Thanh Vu 1 0 Virgin