[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 850 on Sunday, 1 April 2007 The Village Idiot's Run

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Location: Vung Tau Rd, in back of Lo Tha Milk
The Run: 2 legs, A to B, medium and medium
Highlights: It's been a long time since we've done that area, different scenery, nice view on the second leg, only one sheep-shagging Kiwi bastard around to whinge about the run.
Lowlights: Stinking hot, everyone was suffering from the heat. Plus, most of the runners hadn't recovered from last week's dalat run.
Hash Circle: Led by GL Super Slag, with Woofter as stand-in RA and Doggy Style and Pencil Dick tag teaming as Hash Music. Lots of cute virgins; Deaf Teapot, Pussy Problem, Hopalong and STD as Britney Spears look-alikes (shaven heads, substance abuse, etc); tearful farewells for departing hashers Purring Pussy and B Cubed; and assorted fashion abuse.
Namings: showing a remarkable lack of inspiration Jason ended up with Racy Reverend (Pussy Whisperer having been narrowly defeated) and Maggi is now Doggy Bag, thanks to her dog smuggling episode of a few months ago.
Milestones: Pussy problem's 69th run
On-on: Golden Elephant Thai Restauarant on Hai Ba Trung. A nice cosy affair since only 3 (!) hashers opted to participate. Super Slag, B Cubed and Pencil Dick had a great time, though.

21 Hounds and 6 Virgins vs.
Peckerhead, Pencil Dick and Titanic Balls
(Total attendance: 30 Hashers)

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Runner	Runs	Haresets	Note
Deaf Teapot	262	19
Friendly Bank	254	12
Pencil Dick	249	46	Hare
Hand Job	227	29
Super Slag	125	27
Pussy Problem	69	9
Psychedelic Knob Cruncher	61	3
Peckerhead	58	12	Hare
Doggy Style	57	8
Woofter	54	5
Fat Bastard	36	0
Titanic Balls	26	4	Hare
STD	21	3
Doggy Bag	20	1
Kerry	13	0
Racy Reverend	11	1
Purring Pussy	10	2
B Cubed	9	1
Mad Cow	8	1
Quoc Vu	5	0
Sara,Helen	5	0
Ta Ngoc Quyen	4	0
Watson,Hilary	4	0
Hopalong	3	0
Braun,Brigid	1	0	Virgin
Ly Dinh Thien Kim	1	0	Virgin
Nguyen,Diana	1	0	Virgin
Sara,Georgina	1	0	Virgin
Sara,Jenny	1	0	Virgin
Scicluna,Lina	1	0	Virgin