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Run No. 858 on Sunday, 20 May 2007
The "Catch Me If You Can" Run

Location: Binh Duong Province, up at the top of the Army and Factories road.
The Run: Live hare run, A to B, two legs (short and short)
Highlights: Nice countryside - Hashing is much more scenic in the wet season. Hash circle was located at one of our favourite locations overlooking the quarry. Pencil Dick's water buffalo impersonation was much appreciated by those lucky enough to witness it.
Lowlights: Perhaps a wee bit too short.
Catcher: The live hare was too quick on the first leg, but Wan Hung Lo caught him on the second leg after he got lost in a swamp.
Hash Circle: Ruled by Super Slag, with input from RA Paddy Fag and de facto Songmaster General Erection.
Awards: Super Slag finally received her long overdue 25 Hareset mug, Hopalong got his red Hare shirt.
On-on: Akbar Ali in Bui Vien street, good Indian nosh.
Hare Report: This was the first Live Hare Run done by SH3 in many years (not including the Dalat run earlier this year). The non-walking hares (Pencil Dick and Peckerhead) made several miscalculations. The distance for the first leg was OK but the hounds covered it in much less time than usual, mainly due to the lack of checks. The hounds gave PD an eight minute head start and he managed to keep that margin at the water stop. In an effort to extend the second leg, PD managed to lose himself in a swamp, thus enabling WHL and Claire to catch up to him by cutting across along the high ground. Some of the more gravitationally gifted Hashers suggested that a few more checks would have been in order. For future live hare runs (and, yes, we will do it again!) perhaps a shorter head start and more checks would be make it better.

38 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs.
Peckerhead, Pencil Dick and Titanic Balls
(Total attendance: 49 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Deaf Teapot 268 19
Friendly Bank 260 12
Pencil Dick 256 49 Hare
Nutsucker 160 37
Tonto 160 35
Paddy Fag 151 43
General Erection 138 21
Super Slag 131 27
Venom Sucker 97 4
Pussy Problem 75 10
Fukoffee 73 16
Psychedelic Knob Cruncher 69 5
Peckerhead 65 13 Hare
Bush Wallaby 62 13
Doggy Style 62 9
Pussy Solution 58 8
Fat Bastard 41 0
Wan Hung Lo 35 8
Titanic Balls 32 5 Hare
STD 27 4
Sheep Sub 18 2
Mad Cow 13 1
Racy Reverend 13 1
Hopalong 10 1
Mighty Quinn 9 1
     Braun,Brigid 7 0
     Watson,Hilary 7 0
     Bao Nghi 6 0
     Collin,Clair 6 0
     Nelson,Chuong 6 0
     Baddeley,Nam 5 0
Good To The Last Drop 5 0
     Hardie Boys,Deryn 4 0
     Nguyen,Nikki 4 0
     Tran Thi Ngoc Mai 4 0
     Nguyen Do Lam Hong 3 0
     Nguyen Minh Long 3 0
     Allan,Mark 2 0
     Thompson,Carol 2 0
     Tran,Phil 2 0
     Young,Des 2 0
     Boyd,Crispin 1 0 Virgin
     Enweonwu,Andrew 1 0 Virgin
     Le Vi 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Lam 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Liem 1 0 Virgin
     Ranson,Jeremy 1 0 Virgin
     Stringer,Dennis 1 0 Virgin
     Stringer,Sally 1 0 Virgin