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Run No. 861 on Sunday, 10 June 2007
The D-Day Run

A total cock-up, according to several independent and very brief sources. The hares kept getting lost or something. Well done, guys. Keep the flag flying, and all that.

Oh, yeah. Hopalong's digestive system, which has been acting up for several weeks now, has caused him to be rechristianed "Le Flatulance". Doggy Style suggested that he be confined to the baggage hold under the bus henceforth.

If anyone else can shed further light on the run, please drop hash Stats a line. Your words will be immortalised in the Hash Database.

El Flatulente reports:
That's an understatement

First half, a series of increasingly bizzare turns around some picturesque paddy fields in Saigon South. The process was livened up by the odd muppet falling in.

As the loops became every wider, increasingly puzzled looks came over the faces of the hares. It became a truly awesome cockup and soon the hares were readily agreeing with those who said "If you're going to screw it up, you might as well REALLY screw it up big time."

With all hope and confidence in the hares gone, and the sun beating down, the second half was a shortened processsion following the hares through more paddy fields.

And yes I, Hopalong, was indeed renamed "El Flatulante" (not Le Flatulence) thanks to the continual persistence of Peckerhead over the past few weeks. Brits, Australians, Americans all got hauled into the circle for their nations' latest sins and Mad Cow, as usual, was done for Sex on the Hash.

32 Hounds and 15 Virgins vs.
Little Bird Nhung, Satan, Wan Hung Lo and Woofter
(Total attendance: 51 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Deaf Teapot 271 19
Friendly Bank 263 12
Super Slag 133 27
Peckerhead 67 13
Doggy Style 64 9
Woofter 58 7 Hare
Satan 46 5 Hare
Fat Bastard 43 0
Little Bird Nhung 38 5 Hare
Wan Hung Lo 37 9 Hare
STD 29 4
     Nguyen Dang Duong 23 0
Mad Cow 16 2
Crack Smuggler 16 0
Pornogenic 15 1
El Flatulente 13 1
Mighty Quinn 12 1
     Braun,Brigid 9 0
High Key 9 0
     Freeman,Jennifer 8 1
     Nguyen Thi Thanh Huong 8 0
     Minto,Justin 7 1
Pho Burger 7 1
     Dunning,Ty 7 0
     Ta Ngoc Lien 7 0
Striptease 7 0
     Baddeley,Nam 6 0
     Huynh Minh Duc 6 0
     Young,Des 5 0
     Ho Thi Nguyet Phuong 4 0
     Tran Hang Phuong 4 0
     Boyd,Crispin 3 0
     Dang Khoa 2 0
     Hai Tran Phuoc 2 0
     Tran Thi Hong Nhung 2 0
     Truong Chi Dat 2 0
     Bui Bich Ngoc 1 0 Virgin
     Cook,Bill 1 0 Virgin
     Hai 861 1 0 Virgin
     Hien 861 1 0 Virgin
     Hong 861 1 0 Virgin
     Huong 861 1 0 Virgin
     Jake 861 1 0 Virgin
     Johnson,Helena 1 0 Virgin
     Kam Hong Sit 1 0 Virgin
     Mai (Kam Hong Sit) 1 0 Virgin
     Masaka 1 0 Virgin
     Nguyen Xuan Hung 1 0 Virgin
     Roth,Linda 1 0 Virgin
     Tu 861 1 0 Virgin
     Vishnuram,Bina 1 0 Virgin