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Run No. 863 on Sunday, 24 June 2007
The Alternative Lifestyles Run

Location: Bien Hoa, in and around Titanic Balls' factory
The Run: Two legs, A to B, long and medium
Highlights: Some new running area, scenic, good walking trail. The hares supplied a great post-run feed on-site.
Lowlights: Some of the checks were oval instead of circular.
Hash Circle: GL Super Slag run things, with Titanic Balls as stand-in RA and Bush Wallaby and Pencil Dick leading the choir. Plenty of sinners - Peckerhead did a creditable 69 Down-Down with a bit of help from the larger hounds present, sex between Mad Cow and Wan Hung Low, Pornogenic + everybody else. No water balloon fights.
Returners: Brigadier Backflip (going under the name Never Been Given One - Hash Stats remembers all!)
Visitors: Cumtopop (Seletar H3, Malaysia)
Quote of the Week: Titanic Balls, talking about Good To The Last Drop - "Well, it was a bit sticky."
Millstones: Fukoffee's 75th run, Peckerhead's 69th
Namings: At long last, Mai got her hash name - Miss Turbate
On-on: New York Diner, in Le Thanh Ton St.

32 Hounds and 5 Virgins vs.
Good To The Last Drop, HIV, Pussy Problem, Pussy Solution and Titanic Balls
(Total attendance: 42 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Pencil Dick 259 50
Hand Job 238 30
Super Slag 135 28
Pussy Problem 78 11 Hare
Fukoffee 75 17
Psychedelic Knob Cruncher 72 5
Peckerhead 69 13
Doggy Style 66 9
Bush Wallaby 65 13
Pussy Solution 61 9 Hare
Wan Hung Lo 38 9
Titanic Balls 34 6 Hare
Doggy Bag 24 1
Bush Blower 23 3
Sheep Sub 22 3
HIV 21 4 Hare
Brigadier Backflip 18 2
Mad Cow 18 2
Miss Turbate 16 2
Pornogenic 16 1
El Flatulente 14 1
Mighty Quinn 14 1
     Braun,Brigid 10 0
     Collin,Clair 10 0
Good To The Last Drop 9 1 Hare
Pho Burger 9 1
     Ta Ngoc Lien 9 0
     Baddeley,Nam 8 0
     Young,Des 7 0
     Bayron,Baz 6 0
     Boyd,Crispin 5 0
     Baddeley,Jake 4 0
     Enweonwu,Andrew 3 0
     Pham Thi Thanh Huyen 3 0
     Ranson,Jeremy 3 0
     Nguyen Thi Hien 2 0
     Nguyen Vinh An 2 0
     Cumtopop (Seletar H3) 1 0 Virgin
     Gehring,Rudi 1 0 Virgin
     Ho Thi K. Chi 1 0 Virgin
     Tran Hoang Anh 1 0 Virgin
     Truong Hong Giang 1 0 Virgin