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[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 864 on Sunday, 1 July 2007 The North American Celebration Run |
Location: Long An Province, due west of HCMC about 35 kms
The Run: 2 legs (medium and short), A to A to A and a bit
Highlights: Virgin Hash territory, rural country side with great running trails, neat place for Hash circle and tons of grub
Lowlights: Hashers stampeding cattle, cattle stampeding Hashers
Hash Circle: Led by the evergreen General Erection, with Peckerhead as acting acting acting RA and input from the regular group of clowns. Hares scored very highly (0.9 and 11 out of 10 for the run/walk), a tribe of returning runners, plus numerous sinners including all the Yanks (for Independence Day), Pussy Problem for stampeding cattle, Woofter for trying to stop the stampede, Mad Cow for getting all excited on the run, Doggy Style for lowering the intelligence bar for Hounds (or something), and some real hard core Bus Sex from Jeremy and Chi and Deborah and Jerome.
Prodigal Hashers: Captain Vegemite, Lieutenant Vegemite and the bean kids - Baked Bean, Baby Bean and String Bean - made a return after a 12 year absence
Awards: 100 Runs for Venom Sucker, Black 10 Hareset shirt for Cum In Hard, 75 Run shirts for Pussy Problem and Fukoffee
On-on: A handful of stalwarts rolled up for the On-On at Texas BBQ.
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deaf Teapot | 273 | 19 | |
| Friendly Bank | 265 | 12 | |
| Pencil Dick | 260 | 51 | Hare |
| Hand Job | 239 | 30 | |
| General Erection | 141 | 22 | |
| Venom Sucker | 100 | 5 | Hare |
| Captain Vegemite | 80 | 4 | |
| Pussy Problem | 79 | 11 | |
| Fukoffee | 76 | 17 | |
| Peckerhead | 70 | 13 | |
| Doggy Style | 67 | 9 | |
| Bush Wallaby | 66 | 14 | Hare |
| Pussy Solution | 62 | 9 | |
| Woofter | 60 | 7 | |
| Lieutenant Vegemite | 52 | 0 | |
| Radio Active | 47 | 0 | |
| Fat Bastard | 44 | 0 | |
| Rubber Pussy | 41 | 5 | |
| Cum In Hard | 36 | 11 | |
| Titanic Balls | 35 | 7 | Hare |
| STD | 30 | 4 | |
| Trickle Dick | 30 | 1 | |
| Baked Bean | 29 | 0 | |
| Bush Blower | 24 | 3 | |
| String Bean | 20 | 0 | |
| Mad Cow | 19 | 2 | |
| Pornogenic | 17 | 1 | |
| El Flatulente | 15 | 1 | |
| Braun,Brigid | 11 | 0 | |
| Collin,Clair | 11 | 0 | |
| Good To The Last Drop | 10 | 1 | |
| Bao Nghi | 10 | 0 | |
| Huynh Minh Duc | 8 | 0 | |
| Young,Des | 8 | 0 | |
| AIT | 6 | 0 | |
| Ranson,Jeremy | 4 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Thi Hien | 3 | 0 | |
| Ho Thi K. Chi | 2 | 0 | |
| Amor,Carinya | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Bushpisser | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Finn,Aaron | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Keeney,Caitlin | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Keeney,David | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Keeney,Lachie | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Keeney,Rose | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Lin,Vivien | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Robert,Deborah | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Robert,Jerome | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Sniff My Box (SFH3) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |