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Run No. 864 on Sunday, 1 July 2007
The North American Celebration Run

Location: Long An Province, due west of HCMC about 35 kms
The Run: 2 legs (medium and short), A to A to A and a bit
Highlights: Virgin Hash territory, rural country side with great running trails, neat place for Hash circle and tons of grub
Lowlights: Hashers stampeding cattle, cattle stampeding Hashers
Hash Circle: Led by the evergreen General Erection, with Peckerhead as acting acting acting RA and input from the regular group of clowns. Hares scored very highly (0.9 and 11 out of 10 for the run/walk), a tribe of returning runners, plus numerous sinners including all the Yanks (for Independence Day), Pussy Problem for stampeding cattle, Woofter for trying to stop the stampede, Mad Cow for getting all excited on the run, Doggy Style for lowering the intelligence bar for Hounds (or something), and some real hard core Bus Sex from Jeremy and Chi and Deborah and Jerome.
Prodigal Hashers: Captain Vegemite, Lieutenant Vegemite and the bean kids - Baked Bean, Baby Bean and String Bean - made a return after a 12 year absence
Awards: 100 Runs for Venom Sucker, Black 10 Hareset shirt for Cum In Hard, 75 Run shirts for Pussy Problem and Fukoffee
On-on: A handful of stalwarts rolled up for the On-On at Texas BBQ.

34 Hounds and 11 Virgins vs.
Bush Wallaby, Pencil Dick, Titanic Balls and Venom Sucker
(Total attendance: 49 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Deaf Teapot 273 19
Friendly Bank 265 12
Pencil Dick 260 51 Hare
Hand Job 239 30
General Erection 141 22
Venom Sucker 100 5 Hare
Captain Vegemite 80 4
Pussy Problem 79 11
Fukoffee 76 17
Peckerhead 70 13
Doggy Style 67 9
Bush Wallaby 66 14 Hare
Pussy Solution 62 9
Woofter 60 7
Lieutenant Vegemite 52 0
Radio Active 47 0
Fat Bastard 44 0
Rubber Pussy 41 5
Cum In Hard 36 11
Titanic Balls 35 7 Hare
STD 30 4
Trickle Dick 30 1
Baked Bean 29 0
Bush Blower 24 3
String Bean 20 0
Mad Cow 19 2
Pornogenic 17 1
El Flatulente 15 1
     Braun,Brigid 11 0
     Collin,Clair 11 0
Good To The Last Drop 10 1
     Bao Nghi 10 0
     Huynh Minh Duc 8 0
     Young,Des 8 0
AIT 6 0
     Ranson,Jeremy 4 0
     Nguyen Thi Hien 3 0
     Ho Thi K. Chi 2 0
     Amor,Carinya 1 0 Virgin
     Bushpisser 1 0 Virgin
     Finn,Aaron 1 0 Virgin
     Keeney,Caitlin 1 0 Virgin
     Keeney,David 1 0 Virgin
     Keeney,Lachie 1 0 Virgin
     Keeney,Rose 1 0 Virgin
     Lin,Vivien 1 0 Virgin
     Robert,Deborah 1 0 Virgin
     Robert,Jerome 1 0 Virgin
     Sniff My Box (SFH3) 1 0 Virgin