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[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 872 on Sunday, 26 August 2007 Catch Me If You Can: The Sequel |
Location: Around the Crematorium, District 9.
The Run: A to A and a bit, two legs (medium long and short)
Highlights: Good weather, interesting countryside, live Hare run!
Lowlights: Nobody got to shag the live Hare. Dead Hare Peckerhead did, however, announce his availability but got no takers.
Live Hare report: The hounds took off too early on both legs, Woofter used his knowledge of the terrain to shortcut and catch live Hare Princess Di on the first leg, El Flatulente couldn't even wait for the Hare to get out of sight before taking off on the second leg. With three Hare catches from two runs, it's obvious that the Lilac Live Hare Cape is jinxed.
Hash Circle: Led by GM Super Slag, with support from General Erection and RA Titanic Balls. Lively circle this week.
Awards: Doggy Style joined the Hare Hall of Famers with his Black hareshirt (10 haresets), Peckerhead got his 75 run shirt.
Disturbing Conversation of the Week: a group of hounds, realising that they weren't going to get anywhere near the Hare, speculating on the possibility of gangbanging Peckerhead.
On-on: Akbar Ali Indian Restaurant in Bui Vien St, prime Indian grub
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deaf Teapot | 279 | 19 | |
| Friendly Bank | 271 | 12 | |
| Pencil Dick | 267 | 53 | |
| General Erection | 146 | 22 | |
| Super Slag | 139 | 28 | |
| Peckerhead | 77 | 14 | Hare |
| Doggy Style | 74 | 10 | |
| Bush Wallaby | 72 | 15 | |
| Woofter | 63 | 9 | |
| Fat Bastard | 49 | 0 | |
| Satan | 48 | 5 | |
| Titanic Balls | 40 | 8 | |
| Bush Blower | 29 | 3 | |
| Aushole | 21 | 2 | |
| El Flatulente | 21 | 2 | |
| Mighty Quinn | 20 | 2 | |
| Bao Nghi | 17 | 0 | |
| Princess Diarrhea | 16 | 1 | Hare |
| Richard The Turd | 14 | 1 | |
| Gary Glitter | 13 | 1 | |
| Baddeley,Nam | 13 | 0 | |
| Dick Jockey | 12 | 2 | Hare |
| Middleton,Phoebe | 7 | 0 | |
| Middleton,Sophie | 7 | 0 | |
| Sarre,John | 7 | 0 | |
| Lam Ngan | 6 | 0 | |
| Allan,Mark | 5 | 1 | Hare |
| Phan Thi Anh Nguyet | 4 | 0 | |
| Snake Bite | 4 | 0 | |
| Huyen Hai | 2 | 0 | |
| Czarny,Craig | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Stewart,Adam | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Windsor,Robin | 1 | 0 | Virgin |