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[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 873 on Sunday, 2 September 2007 The Vietnamese Independence Day Run |
Lovely country on the road to Tri An. Run has been done several times before so hares decided to confuse the hounds by setting it backwards. Plan misfired as Hare Doggy Style became more confused than the hounds about where the trail was. Two Dicks (the other Hare) deserted the pack about half way through - last seen heading into the trees with Mighty Quinn who had come up with some lame excuse about being lame from a faulty shoe.
Circle led by General Erection and Titanic Balls. Sinners included Peckerhead for fashion abuse (again) and Tonto for sporting a LOVELY new gold ear ring.
Quote of the week - Nutsucker - "Tonto can't get it in by himself so I have to help him by giving it a twist". She claims she was referring to the aforementioned ear ring but we know better.
Lowlight - Woofter (a little more enlightened about the trail than Doggy Style) picking the right direction at every check and being a FRB giving the pack no chance for a breather.
Highlight - massed choir of Vietnamese hashers singing God knows what (maybe the Collingwood football club theme song)
(thanks to Bush Wallaby for the run report)
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wet Rag | 297 | 68 | |
| Deaf Teapot | 280 | 19 | |
| Friendly Bank | 272 | 12 | |
| Hand Job | 246 | 31 | |
| Deadly Night Shade | 212 | 16 | |
| Squealing Pig | 198 | 26 | |
| Nutsucker | 164 | 37 | |
| Tonto | 164 | 35 | |
| General Erection | 147 | 23 | Hare |
| Peckerhead | 78 | 14 | |
| Doggy Style | 75 | 11 | Hare |
| Bush Wallaby | 73 | 15 | |
| Woofter | 64 | 10 | |
| Two Dicks | 63 | 22 | Hare |
| Fat Bastard | 50 | 0 | |
| Titanic Balls | 41 | 8 | |
| Piglet | 41 | 1 | |
| Trickle Dick | 34 | 2 | |
| Miss Turbate | 23 | 2 | |
| Mighty Quinn | 21 | 2 | |
| Bao Nghi | 18 | 0 | |
| Good To The Last Drop | 15 | 2 | |
| Minto,Justin | 10 | 1 | |
| Sarre,John | 8 | 0 | |
| Lam Ngan | 7 | 0 | |
| Phan Thi Anh Nguyet | 5 | 0 | |
| Snake Bite | 5 | 0 | |
| Huyen Hai | 3 | 0 | |
| Cumtopop (Seletar H3) | 2 | 0 | |
| Lu Hoang Minh Duc | 2 | 0 | |
| Baby Fester | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Condomman | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Delaid | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Hedge Job | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Ritchie,Ian | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Thanh Hieu | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| The Bandit | 1 | 0 | Virgin |