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Run No. 877 on Sunday, 30 September 2007
The Hot, Sweet, Strong and Black Run

Lemmee think, Run 877...

A day of piss of all kinds - pissing down from the sky, piss from the bottle (a full bottle of red before the Hash according to Fukoffee) and even a piss stop before the Hash had even started (Fuckoffee again)

Nice up and down trail through some forests and lurching through some muddy fields of who knows and some nice views.

At the usual waterstop without water, entertainment was courtesy of Doggy Style. Trying and failing to explain away white residue down the front of his shorts as "washing powder" - the assembled brains trust almost agreed but they thought the stains were not from washing but w***ing.

Can't remember the circle or charges except yours truly, El Flatulente, probably got something ozone-destroying related. Peckerhead deserved the "output" anyway, it had been a while !

El Flatulente

24 Hounds and 8 Virgins vs.
Fukoffee and Mighty Quinn
(Total attendance: 34 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Deaf Teapot 284 19
Friendly Bank 276 12
Nutsucker 166 38
Tonto 166 36
General Erection 150 23
Super Slag 140 28
Fukoffee 85 19 Hare
Peckerhead 80 14
Doggy Style 78 11
Bush Wallaby 75 15
Woofter 68 11
Two Dicks 64 22
Fat Bastard 54 0
Satan 50 5
Wan Hung Lo 43 9
Little Bird Nhung 40 5
Mad Cow 29 4
Mighty Quinn 23 3 Hare
El Flatulente 22 2
Good To The Last Drop 17 2
     Ta Ngoc Lien 17 0
Pho Burger 13 1
Flabs 10 0
Snake Bite 8 0
     Nguyen Thi Hien 7 0
     Basil Thrush (Cairns H3) 2 0
     Barclay,Korine 1 0 Virgin
     Bennett,Lee 1 0 Virgin
     Bennett,Liz 1 0 Virgin
     Cook,Brian (?) 1 0 Virgin
     Douggan,Sarah 1 0 Virgin
     Fry,Lauren 1 0 Virgin
     Hoang Que Huong 1 0 Virgin
     Thrush,Dorothy 1 0 Virgin