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Run No. 880 on Sunday, 21 October 2007
The Aussie Mafia Run

Location: Phi Long Hotel, Binh Duong Province
The Run: Live Hare run, 1 long leg, A to A (and a bit)
Highlights: Great weather, lots of visiting Hashers ahead of next week's Indochina Mekong Hash, good turnout
Lowlights: Every one of the Hares got lost. Bush Wallaby and Doggy Style came back on the back of a motorbike. Amazing.
Hash Circle: Led by the evergreen Super Slag, with Tonto doing the religion and music provided by General Erection, Songman (gracing us with his presence from Hanoi) and the Morman Tubercular Choir. Hares got thoroughly iced, Tonto got nailed for a passing resemblence to an infamous Canadian teacher currently helping Thai police with their inquiries, all the Aussies for something one of them did wrong, and so on until it got too dark to see.
New Shoes: Pencil Dick (with thanks to Deadly Nightshade for busting him)
Awards: 50 run shirt for Fuzz Buster, Red Hare shirt for Princess Diarrhea
On-on: No 5 Bar. By this stage, Hash Stats was pretty plastered, but vaguely remembers having a great time.

36 Hounds and 13 Virgins vs.
Bush Wallaby, Doggy Style, General Erection and Two Dicks
(Total attendance: 53 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Deaf Teapot 286 19
Friendly Bank 278 12
Pencil Dick 272 54
Hand Job 252 33
Deadly Night Shade 218 16
Nutsucker 167 38
Tonto 167 36
General Erection 153 24 Hare
Super Slag 143 29
Doggy Style 80 12 Hare
Bush Wallaby 78 16 Hare
Woofter 71 12
Two Dicks 65 23 Hare
Fat Bastard 56 0
Fuzz Buster 50 1
Bush Blower 32 3
Doggy Bag 29 1
Mighty Quinn 26 3
El Flatulente 25 2
Miss Turbate 25 2
Aushole 23 2
     Bao Nghi 22 0
     Ta Ngoc Lien 20 0
Princess Diarrhea 19 1
Bush Doctor 18 0
     Minto,Justin 14 2
     Sarre,John 13 0
Flabs 13 0
     Freeman,Jennifer 12 1
Snake Bite 11 0
     Phan Thi Anh Nguyet 10 0
     Watson,Hilary 10 0
     Le Thi Anh Dao 9 0
     Huyen Hai 6 0
Spandex Man 5 0
Songman (Hanoi H3) 4 0
     Saengchan 3 0
     Stockwell,Julieanne 3 0
     Chau Thanh My 2 0
     Dolly Dutch (Hanoi H3) 2 0
     Anthony,Diane 1 0 Virgin
     Anthony,James 1 0 Virgin
     Beresford,Leigh 1 0 Virgin
     Big Mac (Newcastle H3) 1 0 Visitor
     British Open (Fremantle H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Bunnie (Sydney H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Checker (Fremantle H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Leaping Wolf (Bangkok H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Martin,Sarah 1 0 Virgin
     Seman (Norfolf Island H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Shithouse (Da Nang H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Whoremoan (Fremantle H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Wun,Regina 1 0 Virgin