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[Previous report][Next report] Run No. 880 on Sunday, 21 October 2007 The Aussie Mafia Run |
Location: Phi Long Hotel, Binh Duong Province
The Run: Live Hare run, 1 long leg, A to A (and a bit)
Highlights: Great weather, lots of visiting Hashers ahead of next week's Indochina Mekong Hash, good turnout
Lowlights: Every one of the Hares got lost. Bush Wallaby and Doggy Style came back on the back of a motorbike. Amazing.
Hash Circle: Led by the evergreen Super Slag, with Tonto doing the religion and music provided by General Erection, Songman (gracing us with his presence from Hanoi) and the Morman Tubercular Choir. Hares got thoroughly iced, Tonto got nailed for a passing resemblence to an infamous Canadian teacher currently helping Thai police with their inquiries, all the Aussies for something one of them did wrong, and so on until it got too dark to see.
New Shoes: Pencil Dick (with thanks to Deadly Nightshade for busting him)
Awards: 50 run shirt for Fuzz Buster, Red Hare shirt for Princess Diarrhea
On-on: No 5 Bar. By this stage, Hash Stats was pretty plastered, but vaguely remembers having a great time.
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Deaf Teapot | 286 | 19 | |
| Friendly Bank | 278 | 12 | |
| Pencil Dick | 272 | 54 | |
| Hand Job | 252 | 33 | |
| Deadly Night Shade | 218 | 16 | |
| Nutsucker | 167 | 38 | |
| Tonto | 167 | 36 | |
| General Erection | 153 | 24 | Hare |
| Super Slag | 143 | 29 | |
| Doggy Style | 80 | 12 | Hare |
| Bush Wallaby | 78 | 16 | Hare |
| Woofter | 71 | 12 | |
| Two Dicks | 65 | 23 | Hare |
| Fat Bastard | 56 | 0 | |
| Fuzz Buster | 50 | 1 | |
| Bush Blower | 32 | 3 | |
| Doggy Bag | 29 | 1 | |
| Mighty Quinn | 26 | 3 | |
| El Flatulente | 25 | 2 | |
| Miss Turbate | 25 | 2 | |
| Aushole | 23 | 2 | |
| Bao Nghi | 22 | 0 | |
| Ta Ngoc Lien | 20 | 0 | |
| Princess Diarrhea | 19 | 1 | |
| Bush Doctor | 18 | 0 | |
| Minto,Justin | 14 | 2 | |
| Sarre,John | 13 | 0 | |
| Flabs | 13 | 0 | |
| Freeman,Jennifer | 12 | 1 | |
| Snake Bite | 11 | 0 | |
| Phan Thi Anh Nguyet | 10 | 0 | |
| Watson,Hilary | 10 | 0 | |
| Le Thi Anh Dao | 9 | 0 | |
| Huyen Hai | 6 | 0 | |
| Spandex Man | 5 | 0 | |
| Songman (Hanoi H3) | 4 | 0 | |
| Saengchan | 3 | 0 | |
| Stockwell,Julieanne | 3 | 0 | |
| Chau Thanh My | 2 | 0 | |
| Dolly Dutch (Hanoi H3) | 2 | 0 | |
| Anthony,Diane | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Anthony,James | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Beresford,Leigh | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Big Mac (Newcastle H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| British Open (Fremantle H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Bunnie (Sydney H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Checker (Fremantle H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Leaping Wolf (Bangkok H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Martin,Sarah | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Seman (Norfolf Island H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Shithouse (Da Nang H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Whoremoan (Fremantle H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Wun,Regina | 1 | 0 | Virgin |