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Run No. 885 on Sunday, 11 November 2007
Bonfire Night Hash

Location: Way out past Bien Hoa
The Run: A to A, 1 leg (because there was no water at the waterstop), just under 7 kms.
Highlights: Great Hashing country! Hares did a masterful job in ensuring that the Hounds wouldn't get shot by the local military by supplying FRBs Princess Diarrhea and Woofter with white flags. Unfortunately, PD surrendered to a bush inside the first kilometer.
Lowlights: A trifle short, and the last section involved a straight line run through areas we had just passed through.
Hash Circle: Ably led by GL Super Slag with plentry of support from the circle. Plenty of sinners, including first timer Kay who seemed to have committed an endless number of sins, all the Singaporeans, all the Dicks (and their dependants), all the Aussies, all the Eurotrash (for bending over and spreading for George Bush).
Quote of the Week: "This condom is too bloody small," from Bush Wallaby. Yeah, right.
Awards: Titanic Balls got his 50 Run shirt. Haberdasher Doggy Style promised the pack that he was currently restocking the Hash awrds store and the backlog would be cleared up soon.
Milestones: Deaf Teapot's 20th Hareset, Titanic Balls' 50th run, Aushole and Lien's 25th run. (Lien is well overdue for a name).
On-on: Luong Son Restaurant, 31 Ly Tu Trong, famous for having the best barbecued goat's penis in town. The fried scorpions are tasty, too.

32 Hounds and 11 Virgins vs.
Deaf Teapot, Fat Bastard, Friendly Bank, General Erection and Porn Surfer
(Total attendance: 48 Hashers)

Runner Runs Haresets Note
Wet Rag 302 69
Deaf Teapot 291 20 Hare
Friendly Bank 283 13 Hare
Pencil Dick 277 56
Deadly Night Shade 220 16
Porn Surfer 185 11 Hare
Nutsucker 171 39
General Erection 158 26 Hare
Paddy Fag 155 43
Super Slag 147 29
Peckerhead 86 14
Doggy Style 84 13
Bush Wallaby 83 17
Woofter 76 13
Fat Bastard 61 1 Hare
Titanic Balls 50 10
Bush Blower 37 4
Mad Cow 36 5
Trickle Dick 35 2
Mighty Quinn 31 4
El Flatulente 27 2
Aushole 25 2
     Ta Ngoc Lien 25 0
Princess Diarrhea 24 2
     Bao Nghi 23 0
Good To The Last Drop 22 3
Flabs 18 0
     Phan Thi Anh Nguyet 15 0
     Sarre,John 15 0
Lost Our Seoul 10 0
     Dunning,Ty 9 0
     Ranson,Jeremy 7 0
     Lu Hoang Minh Duc 6 0
     Ho Thi Kim Chi 5 0
     Dunning,Minh Tam Thi 3 0
     Rodibaugh,Becky 2 0
Blowjob 2 0
     Cahill,Tom 1 0 Virgin
     Cao Van 1 0 Virgin
     Harker,Kay 1 0 Virgin
     Harris,Lou 1 0 Virgin
     Lays The Boss (VBH3) 1 0 Visitor
     Millar,Christine 1 0 Virgin
     Millar,Ian 1 0 Virgin
     Millar,Lindsay 1 0 Virgin
     Puket Pangang (Miri H3) 1 0 Visitor
     Way,Maria Elena 1 0 Virgin
     Zimmerman,Dan 1 0 Virgin