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Location: Way out past Bien Hoa
The Run: A to A, 1 leg (because there was no water at the waterstop), just under 7 kms.
Highlights: Great Hashing country! Hares did a masterful job in ensuring that the Hounds wouldn't get shot by the local military by supplying FRBs Princess Diarrhea and Woofter with white flags. Unfortunately, PD surrendered to a bush inside the first kilometer.
Lowlights: A trifle short, and the last section involved a straight line run through areas we had just passed through.
Hash Circle: Ably led by GL Super Slag with plentry of support from the circle. Plenty of sinners, including first timer Kay who seemed to have committed an endless number of sins, all the Singaporeans, all the Dicks (and their dependants), all the Aussies, all the Eurotrash (for bending over and spreading for George Bush).
Quote of the Week: "This condom is too bloody small," from Bush Wallaby. Yeah, right.
Awards: Titanic Balls got his 50 Run shirt. Haberdasher Doggy Style promised the pack that he was currently restocking the Hash awrds store and the backlog would be cleared up soon.
Milestones: Deaf Teapot's 20th Hareset, Titanic Balls' 50th run, Aushole and Lien's 25th run. (Lien is well overdue for a name).
On-on: Luong Son Restaurant, 31 Ly Tu Trong, famous for having the best barbecued goat's penis in town. The fried scorpions are tasty, too.
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wet Rag | 302 | 69 | |
| Deaf Teapot | 291 | 20 | Hare |
| Friendly Bank | 283 | 13 | Hare |
| Pencil Dick | 277 | 56 | |
| Deadly Night Shade | 220 | 16 | |
| Porn Surfer | 185 | 11 | Hare |
| Nutsucker | 171 | 39 | |
| General Erection | 158 | 26 | Hare |
| Paddy Fag | 155 | 43 | |
| Super Slag | 147 | 29 | |
| Peckerhead | 86 | 14 | |
| Doggy Style | 84 | 13 | |
| Bush Wallaby | 83 | 17 | |
| Woofter | 76 | 13 | |
| Fat Bastard | 61 | 1 | Hare |
| Titanic Balls | 50 | 10 | |
| Bush Blower | 37 | 4 | |
| Mad Cow | 36 | 5 | |
| Trickle Dick | 35 | 2 | |
| Mighty Quinn | 31 | 4 | |
| El Flatulente | 27 | 2 | |
| Aushole | 25 | 2 | |
| Ta Ngoc Lien | 25 | 0 | |
| Princess Diarrhea | 24 | 2 | |
| Bao Nghi | 23 | 0 | |
| Good To The Last Drop | 22 | 3 | |
| Flabs | 18 | 0 | |
| Phan Thi Anh Nguyet | 15 | 0 | |
| Sarre,John | 15 | 0 | |
| Lost Our Seoul | 10 | 0 | |
| Dunning,Ty | 9 | 0 | |
| Ranson,Jeremy | 7 | 0 | |
| Lu Hoang Minh Duc | 6 | 0 | |
| Ho Thi Kim Chi | 5 | 0 | |
| Dunning,Minh Tam Thi | 3 | 0 | |
| Rodibaugh,Becky | 2 | 0 | |
| Blowjob | 2 | 0 | |
| Cahill,Tom | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Cao Van | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Harker,Kay | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Harris,Lou | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Lays The Boss (VBH3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Millar,Christine | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Millar,Ian | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Millar,Lindsay | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Puket Pangang (Miri H3) | 1 | 0 | Visitor |
| Way,Maria Elena | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Zimmerman,Dan | 1 | 0 | Virgin |