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Location: District 12
The Run: A to B, two legs, longish
Highlights: Plenty of swamp for the Hash swamp rats. Cool monkey bridge.
Lowlights: Walkers got spread about, with some getting geographically disadvantages. All made it in before the circle started.
Hash Circle: His Obesity, Grand Master Woofter led proceedings with Titanic Balls returning to do the religion. Lots of sinners, including all the Eurotrash for being banned for scratching their balls in public for good luck (I thought this was a bit unfair on the ladies. Then again, maybe not.), all the Aussies (Gay Mardi Gras? I can't remember), Julie (animal abuse), Spandex Man (those Hanoian Hashers still keep sending spies south in a vain search for intelligence). Oh, Woofter gave a blow-by-blow account of Doggy Style screwing up in style in Hanoi. It's going to take a while for SH3 to live that one down.
Awards: Black Hareshirt for Titanic Balls, 75 Run shirt for Woofter, 50 Run Shirts for Radio Active and Satan, 25 Run shirts for Grasshopper
Namings: Julian is now Hash Brown, and Bao Nghi the bus kid got Grasshopper.
On-on: Hoavenor (Again!) - fair grub, good beer.
| Runner | Runs | Haresets | Note |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wet Rag | 313 | 70 | Hare |
| Deaf Teapot | 306 | 20 | |
| Friendly Bank | 298 | 13 | |
| Pencil Dick | 288 | 58 | |
| Hand Job | 266 | 34 | |
| Deadly Night Shade | 229 | 17 | |
| Nutsucker | 179 | 41 | |
| Tonto | 178 | 40 | |
| General Erection | 173 | 29 | |
| Paddy Fag | 163 | 45 | |
| Olive Oyl | 149 | 13 | |
| Fukoffee | 95 | 21 | |
| Woofter | 84 | 15 | |
| Fat Bastard | 69 | 1 | |
| Titanic Balls | 63 | 11 | |
| Satan | 56 | 6 | |
| Radio Active | 54 | 0 | |
| Mad Cow | 49 | 7 | |
| Wan Hung Lo | 47 | 9 | |
| El Flatulente | 39 | 3 | |
| Sheep Sub | 36 | 3 | |
| Wan Hung Hi | 31 | 0 | |
| Grasshopper | 30 | 0 | |
| Snake Bite | 27 | 2 | Hare |
| Cummin Bare | 22 | 2 | |
| Pornogenic | 19 | 1 | |
| Patpom | 16 | 2 | Hare |
| AIT | 13 | 1 | |
| Hash Brown | 10 | 1 | |
| David, Julie | 10 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Ti Tuyet Nhung | 9 | 0 | |
| Spandex Man | 7 | 0 | |
| Heyer,Daniel | 6 | 0 | |
| Chin,Allan | 5 | 0 | |
| Stanton,Julia | 5 | 0 | |
| Adam,Barbara | 4 | 0 | |
| Stockwell,Julieanne | 4 | 0 | |
| Lallemand,Marthe | 3 | 1 | Hare |
| Ngo Bich Ngoc | 3 | 0 | |
| Ball Teaser | 3 | 0 | |
| Cuong Trinh | 2 | 0 | |
| Haworth,Richard | 2 | 0 | |
| Nguyen Ha Tu Trinh | 2 | 0 | |
| Phan Ngoc Hung | 2 | 0 | |
| Bernstein,Nancy | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Dam Thanh Thao | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Howarth,Angela | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Huynh Thien Tai | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Luu Ngoc Cam Chau | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Nguyen Anh Tuan | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Nguyen Tan Loc | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Nguyen Thi Mai Khanh | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Phan Thi Hang (Hana) | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Tanis,David | 1 | 0 | Virgin |
| Whitten,Kylie | 1 | 0 | Virgin |