The Mighty Quinn's Birthday Run was a mighty run indeed. Way out past District 7 there was a variety of scenery for the discerning eye. The hares, Mighty Quinn, Fukoffee and Stray Pussy, had a very slick operation. Apart from the run starting in the wrong place, being confused about who was doing what, and no paper for miles, it was a perfect start.

However, things did pick up when Charlotte went down in front of Paddy Fag. God bless blonds. Mighty Quinn was as focussed as a headless chicken and brought the super running Olympians the wrong way. She must have been dreaming on her pending birthday kiss from Doggy Style. Aushole and Sparky, a long lost returning hare, decided rather stupidly to follow Paddy Fag. For their sins they spent ½ hour looking for a Church.

The run progressed to its termination under the red bridge. Doggy Style won the gold medal making amends for his fu**up last week. The hares, Mighty Quinn, Fukoffee and Stray Pussy did manage to get both runners and walkers come in close together. A mutually orgasmic finish!!

The hares were placed on the ice with Mighty Quinn protesting aloud. Yes, Mighty Quinn, apart from all of the stuff-ups mentioned above and being your birthday why should you be on the ice? You didn’t let the humble GM give you a birthday kiss at the start of the Hash!!!

El Flatulente had his second and last Religious Advisor role under that name. He was subsequently, surprise surprise, renamed Bum Gravy. Again in the true Olympic spirit, the Canadians and Americans were charged with being Druggy Cheats. We all know the Irish would never do that.

Sheep Sub, the prodigal hasher made her return and begged forgiveness for the error of her ways with the former GM, Woofter. Sheep Sub and Charlotte were charged for going down. They will now teach the Vietnamese girls how to go down too. Doggy Style, always willing to sacrifice his body for the hash, has volunteered to assist.

The circle finished in record time and the day was completed with a visit to a beautiful restaurant recommended by Mighty Quinn. Mighty Quinn is a Bloke magnet because all the young male Hashers were there. Don’t forget guys, if you mess with Quinny, you will have Uncle Paddy Fag to deal with.

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