|Today 17 July 2018|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
Last Sunday saw the Hashers dashing around District 7. Thank you to the Hares General Erection, Ballcock and Underlay, also to the stand-in GM The Tickler and the anonymous scribe. Read more about last Sunday's hash below
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Location: District 7
Hares: Underlay, Ballcock & General Erection
A large crowd consisting of 10 runners and 6 walkers (and 1 dog) assembled at 3.30pm at Pitchers Sports Bar in District 7 for what turned out to be the hash of the year – so far.
Acting GM The Tickler (it was like The Return of the Jedi really) welcomed all to hash # 1461, and provided a detail explanation to the 4 virgin runners (courtesy of Cockziller – again) about how not to get lost on the hash. The explanation must have worked as they all arrived back – exhausted, confused, but happy
The runners for the most part did an easy 8.5km, but with Bum Gravy cumming in at 10.5km (bloody great!) The walkers were satisfied with 4.5km.
The acting GM called the Circle to order at 5.30pm by calling the hares in, and dobbed Harmonica Lewinski to give the Run Report – which was a bit inane and pointless and he gave a score of -69. The walk report was given by Dodgy Banger (as I recall, however your stand-in scribe’s memory of the events was a bit befuddled by this morning). He described the walk as flat and gave a score of -5, so the total score was -37 or thereabouts.
The Virgins were Edward, Pi, Andie, and An and they are all from Vietnam and had no trouble coming at all, thank you very much.
The returnees were Dodgy Banger (been on a continuous sex-tour of District 7), Harmonica Lewinsky (who had been on a sex-tour of The ol’ USA), Melissa who was also in USA, and Ha Bui who couldn’t escape from her kids (this afternoon she had abandoned them in the Crescent Mall - in true hasher style, but they kept phoning her to come and fetch them).
The Tickler then made a few charges about some indiscretions by various hashers, and the called on acting Religious Adviser Harmonica Lewinski who also made a few charges.
There were a couple of very important announcements (forgotten them), and the Circle closed at approximately 6.30/7.00pm (apparently), and a good time was had by all! Dongless Dutch did a great job as Beer Bitch.
Stand-in Scribe: Anon.
Date: 15/07/2018 Location: Hoc Mon
The Annual William of Orange Run will take place in Hoc Mon District. Beautiful countryside in the outer city. The hares will be Inbound and Paddy Fag two gits from Ulster, Ireland. The theme song is Build a Bonfire. Everyone should try to wear wear orange and bring Bushmills Whiskey!!!
The will not be a pick up in D2 but the bus will stop on the corner of Dien Binh Phu Street and QL13 for those feeling particularly adventurous.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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