|Today 21 September 2018|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
Last Sunday Ms Bean assisted by Stevie set a great live trail and was enjoyed by everyone. Good to see some familiar ex Saigon hashers and the onon at Ganges afterwards was a full house.
The youtube link above of the run actually works this week
Location: Long An
The hares for this live trail were Miss Bean, Stevie Blunder and Spunky. The run report was given by Jack Off who described it as very picturesque. He enjoyed the river crossing But had been very disappointed that he had not been able to wear the red dress that he had picked out especially for his return. He gave a score of -9. Stray Pussy gave the walk report commenting that it had not been fully laid but that Sexy Eyes had made the best of it. There were many very nice bits, however they had almost lost Mr Purple in the river, a hornet had given her a little prick, and there had been a major delay trying to work out if they should be looking for Spunky in a graveyard when he was already in the river. She awarded it -18 giving an overall score of -13.5.
The virgin on this run was Tiffany from Saigon. The returnees were Jack Off, Stray Pussy, Bigmac, Psychedelic Knob Crusher and Sandmm who have all been hanging out down under, Spandex Man who has been in the Netherlands and Three Bucks Beaver who is just back from Canada. The visitors Sam and Tosh from the USA, Trigamist from Western Park Hash and Slammer from the Kalguli Boulder Hash.
The charges then commenced with Inbound, Trigamist and Miss Saigon being found guilty of short cutting in their efforts to follow Paddy Fag.
Van and Taste Great were charged with sex on the hash whilst Van was wearing the sacred Irish Emblem. Upon closer inspection it was discovered to be a 4 leaf clover so it's not surprising she got lucky.
The Americans were obviously up for some charges. When Donald Trumps advisers advised him of the problems with hurricane Florence his alleged response was “can’t we pay h
er off like Stormy Daniels. In addition to this the Hyatt tried to steal the Hash bus from the Caravel in order to enhance its image, understandable but not acceptable. Finally our American visitor Sam appears to only know how to count to 2 leading to confusion whilst retracting his steps on the false trails.
Spandex Man was then charged. It appears that during his trip back he was given some free accommodation by Putin, however Prison Guard could only cope with 36 hours of his company before pleading for his deportation.
Spunky and Sandmm were both charged with being carried on the hash, Spunky was too busy humping to care despite now having no balls at all.
Broken Seal then charged Trigamist with raising his expectations when he invited him to Bar 5 to hook up with some hashers. When Broken Seal arrived the only hasher to hook up with was Spandex Man.
Tosh was then charged by Trigamist. Tosh had told all his travelling companions to book the 6:20 train to Nha Trang, he had then told everyone except Trigamist to change to the 9:00 am train. None of the other travelers looked at all surprised by this turn of events and there even seemed to be a collective sigh of relief.
Stevie Blunder was then charged with dropping his phone on trail. Lucky it was not broken by Broken Seal as it rang just as he was about to put his foot on it.
Cunning Lingus was then charged with tripping over the pavement when sober, whilst this behaviour might be acceptable in a Hasher when drunk it does seriously impede ones ability to Hash. It transpired that actually she had tripped because she was racing Stray Pussy to the beer so perhaps a false charge?
The English were then charged with being dumber than the Americans. First they decided that Brexit was a good idea and then they bought the story that Russian spies have a fascination with cathedrals and no interest in poisons.
Finally Bigmac was charged with having a pocket full of wet dong.
The On On was held at Ganges
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 23/09/2018 Location: Game On at 3pm
Hare: Sore Arse
For those not going to the Mekong Indochina Hash this weekend.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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