1503 The 50 Shades of Grey Run
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FC No apologies for any mistakes or omissions What happened on Last week's hash Run 1503 The 50 Shades of Grey Run Date: 14/04/2019 Location: Dong Nai The hare for the run was Fukcofffee, with Ballcock and the virgin Will taking good care of the walkers. Te circle was taken over by the women of the hash with Sloe Gin usurping Fukcoffee as the GM for the day and Runny Yolk taking on the mantle of Religious Adviser. The walk report was given by The Tickler who described it as complicated. He stated that the hare was always at the vanishing point but that was no problem as they were on paper 99%of the time. However for that 1 % the hare did seem overly worried about being lost. The hare also waited for the stragglers at the end shepherding everyone safely home. He awarded a score of -7. The run report was given by Fucking Everywhere who said it was excellent, even when he couldn't find the paper it was easy to guess where it would be going meaning he could stay on the nice easy running tracks without having to venture into the undergrowth. There was also no shiggy or water meaning his shoes were clean and dry and could be packed into his suitcase straight away for his escape from Saigon. Hairless Balls had felt the need to complain about the lack of pigshit but Fucking Everywhere was not to be turned. He gave it a score of -7 making the math so incredibly easy that even the Hashers couldn't mess it up, so the overall score was -5. The virgin was William from the UK and the visitor was Sex Tourism and Development from Kampot. The returnees were Hairless Balls who now claims to be formerly from the Saigon Hash, and Sore Arse who was only there because she didn't have to go to work in the morning.  Fuckcoffee was then called into the circle. There had been some confusion about his favourite number 69. The hash thought he was 69 but actually he was born in 69, meaning he has now completed half a century. As the Hash cake maker of preference it was felt that he should be involved in making his own birthday cake so he was given the eggs, flour, chocolate, coffee and beer and left to bake for 45 min. Many of the assembled female Hashers were eager to lick the bowl but Sloe Gin was adamant that it was off limits. Whilst waiting though the hash learnt all about Father Abraham and his seven sons. Th charges then commenced with I Choked Linda Lovelace being charged by Sore Arse. For some reason she thought that he would be able to remember something he had left on the back seat all the way back on the St Patrick's Day Hash. He racked his brains, as did the rest of the Hash, many suggestions were made, although Sexy Eyes declined to say what she though it might be! It turns out he had left his Johnsons baby powder which Sore Arse had then tried out in the intervening weeks meaning she no longer had a sore arse. Maybe that explains why it had taken her so long to come back. I choked Linda Lovelace was then given a follow up charge for forgetting to leave behind Late Coming Balls Slappers hat on the 1501 run. He had assumed someone else “had left it behind” causing The Tickler to have to console a distraught Late Coming Ball Slapped who feared she had lost her hat for good. The liquor cabinet was a shadow of its former self. On the subject of lost items Spandex Man was charged again for losing his horn and his clothes. Luckily replacement clothes were available and the horn has resurfaced on it way to an engraver although the details remain sketchy  The Vietnamese were the called in to raise a toast to King Hung in thanks for the long weekend that the Hashers were all enjoying. William was then charged with being accident prone. Whilst riding his motorbike in the UK he managed to crash it into an ambulance with flashing lights and sirens wailing. The Hahsers were considering the fact that this seemed like a good choice of vehicle to crash into when it emerged that the ambulance crew were all fit young women. So perfect choice then: well done, let’s just get you on the bed.  As Will was not only a virgin but a virgin hare he was called into the circle. After the usually mass debating he was to be initiated into the hash.as Willy Wanker. Ballcock then charged STD for frustrating the border guards with his failed attempts to go in and out. He crossed to Vietnam without a valid visa, was turned back but unable to renter Cambodia as his visa was no longer valid. He had to go to Vietnam to get a Cambodian visa and Cambodia to get a Vietnamese visa but wasn't anywhere so ended up being Fucking Nowhere. Obviously this meant Fucking Everywhere needed to join him for his down down. The Dutch were then called in for procreating under false pretenses. The fertility doctor, who kept swapping his DNA into the mix and impregnating unsuspecting women, is on 49 children and counting.The Americans were then called in to answer for their lack of motorbiking skills. An American policeman stopped an off-roader on his dirt bike and proceeded to demonstrate how to ride it correctly by skidding it across the road and into a wall all without a helmet. Turns out even this can be trumped in the land of Trump where the Californian police glimpsed a couple of naked women getting into a car and chased them halfway across the state before shooting out their tires. Upon interrogating the fully clothed women they discovered that the clothes had merely been removed to wash and dry after someone had vomited on them.  Ball cock then charged Fukcoffee with being a man of steel in disguise. He had been lucky enough to be hugged by his vice like grip on Friday and now understood why the bridges and ropes always broke under the weight of his deceptively sturdy frame. As Will was not only a virgin but a virgin hare he was called into the circle. After the usually mass debating he was to be initiated into the hash.as Willy Wanker. Finally a depressed and forgotten STD was given no option but to charge himself with getting lost on the Saigon Hash 15 years ago. Apparently it's a traditional charge that is made very time he comes on the Saigon Hash and he couldn't bear the thought that the rest of us had moved on. The On On was held at the run site. That's all for this week. Sexy Eyes signing off. Hask PickupsRun 1504Date: 21/04/19 Location: Dong Nai There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm  
The bus will leave the Caravelle at 2 pm prompt, so please make sure you are there by 1:45 pm. For directions please click here. The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail. Other Saigon Hashes The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).  The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon. News from the Hash World |
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