|Today 25 May 2018|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This Sunday's Run 1455: The William II, Prince of Orange Birthday Run
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Date: 22/05/2018 Location: Bien Hoa
The hares for this run were Casaputa and Chichi Madera. The run report was given by Stevie Blunder who stated that it had been organised exactly as a hash run should be. He described it as the alphabet run. The bus went to B but the hares were at A, so the bus found the hares and the runners ran to C, but the bus was at D so had to go in search of the runners before picking up the walkers at E, at which point no one could remember what the next letter was and we circled up on the bus.The trail had been perfectly set with flour but lacked paper because Paddy Fag hadn’t turned up. The rain washed the flour away but luckily the hares came back and found the floundering runners.He gave it a score of -6.9. The walk report was given by Appendadictome who stated that the last minute recruitment of Sexy Eyes to lead the walk had worked perfectly until the locals refused to let us go through the gate into their homes. A walk around was soon identified and despite the Hare trying to trick the walkers by confusing her left and right, shelter was found at E just as the heavens opened. He awarded the walk -4 giving an overall score of -5.45
There were no visitors, virgins or returnees.
The Spanish hares were then called in and charged as their organisation had clarified for all the Hashers the reasons why Brexit is such a good idea for the Brits.
Appendadictome then charge Sexy Eyes and I Choked Linda Lovelace with sex on the Hash before suggesting that I Choked Linda Lovelace should buy Sexy Eyes a watch which she should never take off. This would render the concept of left and right obsolete, with watch and no watch taking it place.
Fukoffee was then charged in his absence with sulking as his desired title of The Duke of Sussex has now been bestowed upon Harry. However it was felt that the Royals were lagging behind a bit, the Hash already has a Duke of Sussex, and an interracial marriage, it even has the British weather that they were lacking on their big day.
Shithouse the charged Underlay with trying to pretend that she is a virgin, or maybe she is subtly trying to send us another message.
Stevie Blunder then charged our resident engineer and stand in GM Tinky Winky. He made a perfectly serviceable bridge sink so that it was underwater. His claim that he was testing out the foundations fell on deaf ears. However it was acknowledged that all his expertise was in underground engineering so perhaps we should not have been surprised when he opted for the underwater version.
Stevie Blunder then charged Shithouse, with all the confusion on this hash the only thing he was worried about was the lightning. This may reflect the fact that he is from the Netherlands and therefore used to being the highest point in a thunderstorm.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 27/05/2018 Location: Dong Nai
The Hares will be Kickass, Turnoff and Shithouse and we have been told that this run has everything: hills, valleys, water crossings (not water boarding), mountain climbing, rock throwing and all on 90% single trails with plenty of shade. Oh and did we mention the breathtaking views? The hares were salivating during the reccie, they were so beautiful. In fact, it is so incredibly scenic that Kickass will come out of retirement to be the walking hare. It is in Dong Nai (surprise, surprise), with a run of 8 km, a walk of 5 km, while there will be a ballbreaker run, as well. Don't miss this run of the year, especially as there will be a pickup in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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