1521 The Sticky Stigma Virgin Run

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	Today 25 August 2019

	Hello Visitor, Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else My dad's a foster parent, whereas my mother has always preferred Carlsberg This Sundays Run 1522 - please come and join us in our favourite running area close to Saigon called Hoc Mun where there are beautiful veggie gardens, rice fields, palm trees, dykes, rivers all within 45mins drive from the Caravelle. Hares are General Erection & Shithouse who will set the best trail. Bus departs the Caravelle Hotel in D1 at 14.00hrs sharp - please be there 15 mins before : https://goo.gl/maps/c8Pj9ayhwYDftMLx9 There will be a pick up on the way just after the circle of death about here https://goo.gl/maps/pqmgZzyXpcnPQQ8N7 with address 277 Xô Viết Nghệ Tĩnh, Phường 25, Bình Thạnh, Hồ Chí Minh. Read more about last Sunday's hash below Click here to skip to information about the Hash Pickups. More news from the Other Saigon Hashes and the Hash world can be found below. On On FC No apologies for any mistakes or omissions Hash Hump All current, past and future Hashers and their guests are welcome to the rooftop bar “In Saigong", 29 Huynh Thuc Khang St, District 1, above the photo camera shop. To make the best of the happy hour at In Saigong, we start at 5 pm, every Wednesday. The Hump is a Saigon Hash event, designed to break the long period between Hash runs. There are no rules, so you can call Hashers by their name or Hash handle, drink with your left hand or right hand, stand or sit in a circle, semi-circle, ellipse or square and no need to sit on ice if you arrive after 5 pm. In short, the Hump will be easy and relaxed and everybody is welcome. What happened on Last week's hash Run 1521 The Sticky Stigma Virgin Date: 18/08/2019 Location: Dong Nai The hares for this run were Broken Seal and Sticky Stigma with the walkers in the careful hands of Down Easy. The run report was given by Meatcicle who started that despite all the pictures on the website showing them where to go they still started as they meant to go on by running straight past the first turning despite. The run was shitty, swampy and loopy which resulted in the entire hash, including the hares going round in circles. He gave a score of -6. The walk report was given by The Tickler who felt it was the right distance and well led by our hare with a good mix of road and track and a beautiful beer stop. He felt a bit sorry for the hare who had to keep going backwards and forwards as the walkers decided to spread out over the entire trail, waiting for dogs and having a gossip. He gave a score of 7.9 making the overall score 0.85. As there was photographic evidence that the hash was set by motorbike the hares were iced. The were numerous virgins this week. Linh, Hong and Tom from Vietnam all came thanks to the efforts of Broken Seal. Trang also from Vietnam came with help from Chichi Madeira. Clare from Australia had Amy to help her come whilst, Tall Red made Joanna from the UK come and Peter from Germany had to rely on his brother to ensure he came. There were also a lot of returnees. Chichi Madeira was back from ensure Catalonia's rights as a republic, Decibels has finally returned from the frozen north, Hanoi via Canada, Down Easy is easing his way back in after his knee operation and Meatcicle was looking satisfied after his masturbation, sorry, meditation retreat. Also returning were Tootsie Robinson and Tall Red barely escaped from their undercover mission in Trumpland, Ice Licker hadn’t been because Tall Red wouldn’t bring him, Kai has been spending his time up in the air, Bush Ranger is back from the bush, Hand Maiden was forced to go with Hand Job to China in search of his balls and Jenny has just been in Saigon, feeling far too lazy to come. Amy and Clare were the charged by Paddy Fag for doubting his Hashing prowess. Upon meeting him on the trail far in advance of any of the other runners, first and only impulse was to assume he had been shortcutting. As if! The Australians were then charged as earlier in the day the degenerate Sidney returnee had questioned Paddy Fags Australian Heritage merely because he was the only Australian speaking with an educated accent. However he must be Australian as he was the only Hasher present who will be dining with the Australian Prime Minister on Thursday. I Choked Linda Lovelace then called in a couple of Hashers whom he had observed shortcutting. The trail led through the swamp and as he was wading knee deep through the mud he observed 6 hasher bypassing the swamp all together. Unfortunately the beer kicked in so he could only remember 2 of them and the others escaped scott, and mud, free. Meatcicle the called in The Tickler and Shithouse as lookalikes for Ice Licker. He had noticed that when in the circle, as a returnee, Ice Licker had been very disrespectful. If Tall Red hadn’t bent down and reminded him of the protocols he would probably still be sitting there licking his balls. Maybe there is a hint of jealousy in this charge? Turn Off then charged Shithouse with going against the expected gentlemanly behaviour when running through the paddy fields. Upon meeting a hard working farmer harvesting his crop, Shithouse had taken it upon himself to assert his authority and push the farmer into the paddy. In his defense Shithouse claimed it was self defense, the hash remained on the fence and the down down when down. Everyone who has travelled on the Cat Lai Ferry was then charged. It sees that I Choked Linda Lovelace had a close call on the ferry on Saturday. Despite the numerous no smoking signs a guy was smoking right next to a truck filled with highly flammable Acetyl Butanol, he had been terrified by the prospect of a leaking barrel and a subsequent explosion. The Hashers reassured him as everyone knows there would never be a leaking barrel in Vietnam. Finally there was a naming. After some mass debating and rejection of names such as Black Bootie and Risky Frisky, Thuy was initiated into the hash as Wanker Banker. That's all for this week. Sexy Eyes signing off. Hash Pickups Run 1522 Date: 25/08/2019 Location: Hoc Mon There will not be a pick up in D2. D2 Hashers can catch the bus at the "circle of death" The bus will leave the Caravelle at 2 pm prompt, so please make sure you are there by 1:45 pm. For directions please click here. The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail. Other Saigon Hashes The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here). The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run whenever they feel like it. Runs will be advertised here and on Facebook. News from the Hash World

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