|Today 19 January 2018|
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The next hash will be led by myself so I am hoping to see you all on the trail. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Location: Dong Nai
The live hares for this run were Stevie Blunder and Bambino Cicciolina with In Flight Service keeping an eye on the walkers. Gold Whore informed us that the run was too dry as he felt that the meager shower he had encountered did not count as enough rain. However he enjoyed the trail and gave it -6. Underlay felt that the walk had been too wet, it was also very long and she had to wait for a long time before the hare found the right place. She was also not overly keen on the plethora of mosquitoes and snails that she encountered. She gave a score of -1 making the overall score -3.5.
Spandex Man was then awarded his 75 run T shirt, which he duly put on despite the fact that it was not spandex.
The Religious Adviser then introduced us to the virgins. Lauren from Australia along with Julie and Trung from Vietnam had all made themselves come. Coung from Vietnam had had help from Room Service to come. Wang from Singapore had needed both a friend and the Internet to come. The visitor was Gold Whore from the Demerera H3 in Guyana. The returnees were Underlay, Ballcock, Appendadicktome and Room Service who had all been on a sex tour in various parts of Europe, and PM2 who had been lost but was now found again. Big Bird had been so ashamed he had retreated to Trumps America, whilst Ewan has been in hiding for so long that no one remembers his hash name.
It was then onto the charges. Ms Bean called Saki Sucker and Jack Off into the circle. Friday's run had been dedicated to their departure but only Saki Sucker had managed to turn up. However Jack Offs absence could be explained by the fact that he doesn't seem to know when he is coming or going. This led to Broken Seal, our other boomerang hasher being called in to join the departing Hashers for the traditional farewell song.
Next Fukcofee was defending Sloe Gins honour as he called in Paddy Fag who had callously thrown her moon cake offerings onto the floor.
PM2 charged Ms Bean for being so fast that she went down twice. PM2 and How Come were also charged for Silent Running, their stealth tactic to catch the hare. Paddy Fag disputed this claiming that the reason the hares were caught was that Bambino was imitating the Italian Army, halting everywhere and getting nowhere. Fukcoffee also charged the hares for being technically challenged. Stevie had assured him that phones were far superior to Garmins in terms of GPS navigation. However on Friday Stevie got completely lost using his phone and today both of their phones lost signal leaving them stranded in the middle of the trail. Luckily Fukcoffee had a Garmin with him so he was fine.
Next Turn Off charged Ewan who had been unable to resist using his analytical skills. He decided to test the quality of the local bamboo by chopping it with his hand, the result, too soft!
Finally also on the theme of destruction Sloe Gin and Fukcoffee were charged by Shithouse with trying to break the trusty Hash bus which has served us faithfully for 20 years. They were observed at the start of the hash performing synchronised jumping on the front of the bus.
The On On was held at Ganesh this week
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 15/08/2017 Location: Cu Lao Thanh Hoi
This will be a run around a not so remote island in search of treasure, adventure and love. Your hares for this trail will be I Choked Linda Lovelace, Tug Muay Dong and Sexy Eyes
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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