|Today 24 February 2018|
A Currit Coetus Cum A
Location: District 1
The hares for the run were General Erection and Sloe Gin, with Pole Polisher keeping a careful eye on the walkers. The run report was given by Lisa who described the scenery as top notch, commenting that she had not seen its like before, however the weather was fucking hot. She had spotted 14 arrows so either the trail was better laid then last week or her Hasher eyes are becoming more accustomed to spotting the clues. She gave a score of -6. The walk report was given by Runny Yolk who told us that it had been flat, shaded and filled with refreshingly morbid talk, no wonder Mr Purple had been lagging behind. She awarded it 10 giving an overall score of 2.
The virgins were then introduced to us. They were Leah from Canada via Brussels who had used the Internet to help her come, and Erwin, a Dutchman from Aukland, no one had any idea how he came. The returnee was runny Yolk who has been here there and everywhere except the Hash.
Then the charges commenced. First up was Sloe Gin, General Erection had noticed that she was wearing undeclared new shoes and so she was forced to drink from them. Luckily beer is good for the hair.
Next Sexy Eyes charged Fukcoffee with competitive running. As the walkers wandered towards the beer stop they heard the rapid pounding for feet behind them. As they turned they observed Fukcoffee sprinting toward them in a self confessed effort to beat Mr Purple to the beer. Fukcoffee then charged Mr Purple. Apparently he would have been even faster if Mr Purple hadn't been wearing his favourite running shoes. Fukcoffee had searched high and low for them before discovering that they were snuggly attached to Mr Purples feet.
Shithouse then charged the Hares. He has been working for years with the water Company in Ho Chi Minh and has learnt that they find it almost impossible to justify digging up the roads to fix broken pipes. However on this run the hares had cleverly found ever single place that this rare event has occurred within the city to ensure that the hashers would have sufficient challenge on the trail.
The hares had also managed to achieve the impossible this run, Many hares have tried, many hares have thought the have succeeded only to have their hopes dashed in the last seconds of the hash, but finally we have a group of hares who have achieved the unthinkable: they managed to loose Paddy Fag. How could this possibly happen we hear you ask. Well it seems the trick is to ensure that the trail goes no where near Phattys, thus causing such confusion in Paddy Fags mind that he looses his ability to focus on the trail and his feet take him home to Phattys. In this way you can be assured that he will never end up at B!
This was also the GMs third anniversary on the Siagon Hash. He regaled us of the tale of his first hash where the runners deserted his whilst he was taking a moment in the toilets at the Spotted Cow, the trail disappeared at the Pullman, and he was almost lost until he was found again by the walkers. If my memory serves me right this is not the only time our esteemed GM has almost been lost; could this be the new challenge hares?
The On On was held at a Vietnamese restaurant in the zoo so the Hashers felt perfectly at home.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 25/02/2018 Location: Binh Duong
Having cleaned house and celebrated their New Year the Vietnamese have decided its about time they kicked out the immigrants and took back control of thier Hash. They will be showings how it is done on the tracks and trails of Binh Duong so come along and show your support to our hosts. Lets kick the year of the dog off with a howl of On On.
There will not be a pick up in D2.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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