|Today 20 January 2018|
A Currit Coetus Cum A
Good to see Thai Me Up back amongst us and sporting a new coiffure. We were also treated to her culinary offering, Fukcoffe’s birthday cake and Sloe Gins salad. Not sure who provided the “Fire Water” but thanks anyway.
Please take care when crossing land where cattle are grazing, I passed a very upset looking farmer and his very distressed looking cattle as we made our way to the bus. Remember no shouting and no blowing of horns or whistles as we walk past these beasts.
The AGM will be up and coming soon, can anyone recommend a venue? A prerequisite will be the availability of San Miguel. Spandex man is also currently in discussion with a local restaurant who is looking to sponsor us, so watch this space.
Next week sees the return to haring of The Tickler who will be able assisted by Paddy Fag. With their combined experience it is sure to be a memorable experience.Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Location: District 9
The hares for the run were Casa Puta and Mother Clucker, with Stevie Blunder keeping a careful eye on the walkers (yes really its not a typo). The run report was given by Ginger Minge who explain that when he had heard that the runners and walkers would be meeting from opposite directions before turning and joining up he was slightly confused, but then when the walkers met them going in the same direction he realised that the trail had sunk to new levels of depravity. There was filth, shiggy and mud up to his crotch, it was the epitome of shit. He gave a score of -22.5. The walk report was given by Tie Me Up who told us that it was a beautiful trail and her shoes and crotch were still clean. She had long cutted the mud and it had threatened to engulf her completely. She awarded it -1 giving an overall score of -11.75.
The virgins were then introduced to us. They were Julie from Vietnam who came with Ginger Minge, Kin also from Vietnam who came with Jo Jo, Kelly from Australia who came because of her work and Sarah from Egypt who came with Rear Admiral. There were lots of visitors including Squarehead from Denmark, Fucking near water and Ta Darling from the Phuket Hash, Alex from the UK and Blumkin Spiced Latte from Chicago via Seoul. The returnees consisted of Dave, Rear Admiral and Tang who had been everywhere, Meatcilce who had caused a Bomb Cyclone in that shithole country the USA, Becky and Rab who have been 'lazy' together, Bambino Cicciolina who has been eating in Ital, Harmonica Lewinsky who has been on a sex tour of Thailand and Casa Puta who has been tieing the knot in Nigeria
Then the charges commenced. First up was Fukcoffee who charged Underlay with having a riotous birthday party in his flat curtailing any possibility of sleep for himself and Mr Purple. As an appropriate punishment she was presented with a Fukcoffee cake and serenaded appropriately. Ms Bean was also forced to join her and there was a vague sense that it was someone else had a birthday but nobody could remember who Ballcock was so we ignored the nagging feeling.
Shithouse then called in all the people from the shithole USA and the arrogant Dutch who had so firmly put the new American ambassador in his place when he failed to answer question. He was told in no uncertain terms that in the Netherlands it was compulsory to answer the question that the press posed, lets see how long he lasts.
Tinky Winky then had a plethora of charges. Ginger Minge had fed him the stuff of nightmares by announcing that he was going commando, Pole Polisher had vandalised a motorbike by letting it run into him on the way to the bus, Seamen on the Poopdeck has a real name even more ridiculous that his hash name, i mean Randy, really! He also gave the parents of Mr Purple and his 'friend' as they had been left unsupervised on the bus getting up to goodness knows what.
Finally Spandex Man charged the visitor Clapper and Mrs Bean for suggesting he did not know what a virgin was. How dare they! He had told Clapper, the spy from Hanoi, to go into the circle when the GM called in the virgins and they had turned on him. And there you have it. Proof positive that its been so long that Spandex Man really has forgotten has what a virgin is!
The On On was held at the food festival in District .
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 21/12/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The Tickler, returns to Hare setting on the Saigon Hash after a long break of over 10 years. How did we manage without him? The Saigon Hash veteran and our long time Grand Master with 80 hare sets under his belt teams up with Paddy Fag to bring you another memorable hash.
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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