|Today 24 February 2018|
A Currit Coetus Cum A
Greetings fellow Hashers. Well Sunday saw a run with a difference, shiggy in D7, who would have thought it!. A big thanks to those Hashers who made the the effort to join us in our celebration of Vietnamese Independence. Also Thank you to Jack Off for his suggestion about the beer and to San Miguel for again ensuring that the Hashers have their favourite tipple to celebrate with. Read more about last Sunday's hash below
On Sunday we will be back off to Dong Nai for some fresh countryside air. Click here to skip to information about the next hash.
Preparations are well in hand for the Indochina Mekong Hash next year, advertising will commence soon and a creative design has been agreed upon. A big thank you to all those involved.
The provisional date for our annual charity run for the Loreto kids Charity, “ The Red Dress Run”, remains the October 22nd, please make a note of this date in your diaries. For more information on Loreto take a few minutes to peruse their website at www.loretovietnam.org. I am looking for a volunteer to collect the pledges and donations for this event.
Location: District 7
In the absence of the usual high class transportation a band of dedicated Hashers made the arduous journey out to that famed establishment Pitchers Sport and Grill in District 7. From there they set out on an unrivaled adventure thought the local highways and byways in search of, you guessed it, Pitchers Sport and Grill The runners were under the strict eye of our GM whilst the walkers were being handled by Sexy Eyes. When they finally arrived back where they started they welcome sight of San Miguel beer greeted them.
The run report was given by Fukcoffee who had been amazed by the amount of shiggy, dirt and rubbish present in D7, new areas had been visited and the trail had even managed to confuse that D7 expert Paddy Fag. It was organic and technically challenging but did have a long hard straight bit. He gave a score of 2. One Hung high gave the walk report describing the scenery as beautiful and the villas as a bit small and cheap. He gave a score of 9 giving an overall score of 5.5.
The GM then banished Paddy Fag to the ice for whinging, ignoring arrows and attempting to shortcut. Whilst Paddy Fag cooled off, the returnees were quizzed. Tim has been in school attempting to gain an education a concept the Hashers struggled to understand! One Hung High has been spying for us in Hanoi but has failed to uncover any juicy secrets, Micky doesn't come on a Sunday as he doent like it wet and Ginger Minge has been in Texas because he loves it when everyone is wet.
Fukcoffee charged Ginger Minge with inconsiderate placement of his San Miguel glass. The result was that someone who cannot be charged knocked it over spreading glass and more importantly beer far and wide! Jack Off also charged Ginger Minge with getting everything back to front, particularly his T shirt.
Paddy Fag charged all the English men. A recent scientific survey revealed that they are incapable of identifying a vagina He provided them with a mirror so that the next time they encountered a pussy they would recognise it.
The Tinkler was then charged for dereliction of duty. This year marks his 20th year on the Saigon Hash and in all that time he has managed to set 4 trails. The fact that he has spent the majority of his time hiding from Paddy Fag in Thailand was not felt to be an adequate excuse especially given the fact that he was not even wearing a Hash T shirt.
The On On was held at Pitchers Sport and Grill
That's all for this week.
Sexy eyes signing off
Date: 10/09/2017 Location: Dong Nai
The experienced hares Shithouse and General Erection will be taking you on a 8 km run or a 5 km walk depending on your disposition. Sunday’s hash will return to a popular locality along the Song Duong in Dong Nai province. The start
and finish will be familiar however the run and walk trails are new and exciting. Potentially the bestrun of 2017. Mostly bush running, with no time for a beer stop.
There will be the usual pick-ups in District 2. (Click here for directions).
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on Friday 15th September and a new Grand Mattress will be sworn in so it promises to be an interesting event. Details will be available in the preceding week.
For details please click here.
Next year we will be co-hosting the Indochina Mekong Hash with the Nha Trang hash. It will be in Nha Trang on the weekend commencing Friday the 21st September and finishing Sunday the 23rd September. The running trails will be set by Saigon hares and the Nha Trang hares will set the walking trails, volunteers would be welcome. We have also offered our expertise in the provision of T-shirts and goody bags, creative ideas will be considered. Our very own General Erection has kindly volunteered to coordinate the registration process.
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