|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This sundays hares are Runny Yolk and Fukoffee who have organized a 10km run and 5km walk in the jungle of Suoi Trau, Dong Nai.
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Date: 710/2018 Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was Huy, with The Tickler taking good care of the walkers. Dry Shaft gave the walk report commenting that the camouflaged gear of the hare ensured he blended in so well with the surroundings that the walkers could almost believe they were not following him. He obviously knew the trail, ensuring that it was not only a walk but also a sightseeing trip. He felt that the hare did a great job and gave a score of -5. Ms Bean gave the run report and was so relieved that she had been replace as a hare at the last minute that she started with a score of -100. She stated that there was lots of paper but far more than the anticipated 2 river crossings, in fact she would go as far as to suggest that there were actually 2 dry land crossings and the rest was a wade rather than a run. There were also lots of dogs causing Spuddy to turn it into a very shitty trail despite the amazing scenery, she ended up unexpectedly with a score of -69 giving an overall core of -37.
As Huy was a virgin hare he was then initiated formally into the hash with the name Rock Bottom.
The virgin for this run was Poi from Thailand, the visitor Dry Shaft from the USA made her come as part of his sex tour. The other visitor was In Her Section from San Diego who had to use the internet to make him come.
Then it was onto the charges.Stevie Blunder charged the stand in Song Meister Tutsie Robinson with only knowing one song which we all prompt because he was so dumb
Shithouse was then charged for demonstrating his lack of balls by running away from the bulls with no balls otherwise known as cows.
The GM had broken a seat on the bus so the obvious look alike to take the charge was Spandex man who had also been involved in the incident so it was a two-fer.
Stevie the charge In Her Section for being over prepared. He had brought his own beer in case there was none (as if!) and also had red goats which is like red bull on steroids in order to improve his competitive edge.
Tiffany was then charged. Despite being a good runner on the Monday Has she always walks on the Sunday hash. Apparently this is because she is afraid of mud and water. We had better design some muddy walks as aversion therapy is very effective. She was also charged for being told by two separate Hashers where the two district 2 pick up point were. This obviously confused her so she went for the median and had to be picked up in the middle. Obviously prime Hasher material.
In Her Section was then charged because he didn’t know who Linda Lovelace was, astonishing as our beloved I Choked Linda Lovelace first saw his name sake in the Pink Pussy cinema in San Diego at the tender age of 17. Is it really that long!
The On On was held at Voodoo Bar.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
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The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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