|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was Fukcoffee, with Runny Yolk taking good care of the walkers. I Choked Linda Lovelace gave the walk report. Initially he was worried as when he asked Runny Yolk if he was going the right way she seemed unsure,and everything improved, so much so that Runny Yolk decided to lie down to check the path. Then it got better and better with beautiful countryside, drongos and other birds to watch and well laid paper. She also managed not to lose anyone and a score of -5 was given. In her Section gave the run report saying no sooner had they started than they got lost. Spandex man divested himself of a shoe as he felt the trail only needed one. The water crossings and broken bridge challenge became team building activities and almost everyone was safely back. He gave a score of -20, giving an overall score of -12.5.
The virgins for this run were Shara from New Zealand, Marco from Italy via The Netherlands, Luis from Spain, Katie from USA, Mick and Ann from Ireland and Ha from Hanoi. The visitors were In Her Section from the USA and Just Sophie and Boh Till U Baaaaa from Germany. The returnees were Runny Yolk who has just been hanging around Saigon, and Casaputa who was off getting married for the third time to the same woman, no one told him you should swap for each wedding.
Mick was then called into the circle. Apparently the Irish racket of changing 20 Quid to naive foreigners to kiss the Blarney stone is still going strong.Paddy Fag decided to try it out making Mick kiss the Vietnamese stone but he forgot to charge him any money stone.
The Dutch and Germans were then called in. We all realise that the Dutch are rubbish at football, they lost to Iceland and didn't even manage to qualify for the World Cup. However this week the Germans decided they couldn't have the Dutch beating them at being the worst so they lost to them 0 - 3.
The British were then called in. The Brexit negotiations are following strategy that Tinky Winky has perfected when building railways, all talk and no action.
Tinky Winky and Tie Me Up were charge for returning after we had bade them farewell so beautifully. It turned out they had to come back as Tie Me Up had left her dress on the bus in her hurry to get Tinky Winky back to the flat.
Paddy Fag was then charged. He must have kissed the Blarney stone at some point. Not only does he have a HGV licence without ever driving a truck, he also works at a German University having never learnt a word of German.
Runny Yolk was then called into the circle first she was charged as she keeps running into things like cars and motorbikes and holes. Then she was beautifully serenaded as it will be her birthday next week.
Then Fukcoffee was called in so that Spuddy could present him with new flip flops having devoured the previous pair last week
Finally Stevie Blunder was called in and charged with over achieving. Not content to do the 10km provided he had decided to do the trail twice, it had nothing to do with getting confused or lost at all.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be moving to Full Moon Runs, pay as you go. Details will be available soon.
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