|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
For this week’s run 1478 the hares, Tastes Great and Finger Ring, have set a nice 90% dirt run through the orchards, farms, and fish ponds of Long Phước in Dong Nai, which looks to be a new, unfamiliar area to most hashers.
Location: Binh Duong
The hare for this run was Paddy Fag, with Broken Seal taking good care of the walkers. Cockaleaky gave the walk report. He said it was poor, the worst he had been on in 10 months. Although the rain stopped as he stepped off the bus, it was still all mud, slime and rabid dogs. However the rolling countryside was beautiful. He gave a score of 1. Chocolate gave the run report saying it was wet, muddy and the best run he has done in 10 years. They had headed over from America to make the hash great again.He gave a score of 2, giving an overall score of 1.5.
The virgins for this run were Wayne and Sylvia from Seattle, Charles from the UK, Eden and Ayo from Taiwan. The returnees were Tastes Great and Fingering who have been touring the USA and Hanoi, Alison and Yaya Taiwan, Quyen who has been working, Cockaleaky who has been checking on the sheep in Scotland, Chocolate and Cam who have been in Seattle for 10 years before seeing the light and returning to us, and Sloe Gin who, judging by her posts, has been touring the commonwealth.
Runny Yolk was then called in, serenaded beautifully and presented with a runny yolk birthday cake.
Then some awards were given out, Mr Purple was awarded with his 25 run T shirt, and Rock Bottom finally received his First Hare Set T shirt, much to the delight of the assembled female hashers.
The Americans were then called in to be complimented for having the only journalists to be able to recognise fake news when they see it. The horrific story of the alleged dismemberment of Kahashoggi is obviously just a ruse to cover up the truth that he accidentally got into a fight, tripped and turned his head into mincemeat.
Appendadictome and Room Service when then charged with corrupting Paddy Fag. Her was forced to overhear exotic sexual conversation “I will hold it, you chew on it” before then he had only thought that sucking was possible.
A plethora of Hashers were then charged for having no hash T shirt.
Ms Bean was then charged. On Friday night she had been observed to be overindulging in something red and full bodied which she claimed slipped down very nicely. She was also under-prepared when 6 burly firemen burst into her room. Whilst she had managed to ensure that she was in her underwear she had not chosen her sexiest combination. The firemen had been unimpressed and the rest is history. It was felt that she deserved many charged as she was off to Thailand for a medical check up and on a 72 h beer ban. Apparently Stevies beer and charge beer do not count.
A Thai Me Up look alike was then required for a very important charge. Not only had she managed to book flights for Herself and Tinky Winky to Thailand at a time when Crystal Palace were playing, she had also managed to ensure they clashed with the hash, thereby ensuring their absence.
The Americans were then charged on behalf of Google. Not only does Google think we are incapable of replying to our own emails, it has also taken over the role of private investigator. In Peru a man was using street view when he spotted a couple on a bench, he recognised the woman as his wife and the man as not him, the result, a divorce.
Appendectomy then Called Sloe Gin and Ms Bean into the circle and they were thanked for organising the amazing BBQ that formed the On On.
Finally Shithouse called in Cam and Cockaleaky. Collecting the only is always difficult but today Cam insisted on paying full price, being both Vietnamese and American, whilst Cockaleaky felt that the Scottish should only have to pay half, maybe there are stereotypes for a reason!
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be back on the 23rd November with their First Full Beaver Moon Friday Run. It will be D2 and more details will be available closer to the time.
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