|Today 22 July 2019|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
The hares for this Sunday's run will be I Choked Linda Lovelace and Sexy Eyes who will be taking you back to Nhon Trach, Dong Nai to explore the area further. Expect a mini grand canyon, gradients, quarries, shiggy, snakes and bugs as we meander through the trails and undergrowth. As it will almost be bonfire night there may even be fudge if the hares can be bothered to make it :).
Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was Tastes Great, with Finger Ring taking good care the beer bit not the beer car. Spandex man gave the run report. He enjoyed the smoke and lack of motorbikes but found the checks challenging. The run was very fast so he lost the group and found he was blowing in vain. The beer stop and water crossing were excellent but there were too many hills he gave a score of -30. Tiffany gave the walk report saying it was amazing and spectacular. She gave a score of 7, giving an overall score of -11.5. There was a general consensus that it had been laid using the strangest paper ever.
The Virgin hares Finger Ring and Tastes Great were awarded their T shirts, and Tastes Great was also awarded a 25 run T shirt allowing the Hashers to enjoy and action replay.
The virgins for this run were Dung, Ngan, Phuc, Ken and Ben who were from Vietnam, Eythan from Taiwan. The visitors were Marco from Italy via The Netherlands, Wipe it Off from Oslo and Vagina Miner from Manila . The returnees were Meatcicle who has been checking out the Mekong Delta.Turn Off who has been too busy buying up Thao Dien and Afrodizziyac who decided to marry Casaputa again.
Ethan was then charged for delaying the bus. He decided to leave his phone in the toilet of the Caravel where it took up with a China man and he had to chase it down through the corridors and persuade the guy to return it to him. He was then joined by Wipe it up and they were both charged with environmental degradation. They decided that rather than climb carefully over the razor wire they should break it, unfortunately neither of them got a gash.
Vagina Miner then charged Stevie Blunder who was the main instigator for damaging a fellow Australian in the form of Broken Seal, who it should be noted did get a big gash.
Broken Seal was then charged with being too clever. He invited many Hashers out for drinks on Saturday night but omitted to mention that he was paying thus ensuring that nobody went and the bill was very small.
Monday Hashers where then charged for bothering Stevie Blunder whilst he was being examined in Thailand. Within 5 min of setting off on Spandexmans live trail they were all lost and texting Stevie for directions.
Finally Sexy Eyes charger Vagina Miner with coming too quickly. He was so fast he beat the walkers and avoided the diversion to the team building activity that they had laid on. Luckily there were enough other runners available to get the job done.
The On On was held at the run site with a DIY style BBQ and rice wine available.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 4/11/2018 Location: Nhon Trach
The hares for this run will be I Choked Linda Lovelace and Sexy Eyes who will be taking you back to Nhon Trach to explore the area further. Expect gradients, quarries, shiggy, snakes and bugs as we meander through the trails and undergrowth. As it will almost be bonfire night there may even be fudge if the hares can be bothered to make it :).
There will be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting Full Moon runs going forwards and will announce the next run soon. . Details will be available in the preceding week.
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