|Today 22 April 2019|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This sunday's entertainment is going to be a fabulous run in Thanh Da Island followed by a dinner on the Saigon River, meeting at 3.30pm
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Location: Nhon Trach
The hare for this run was I Choked Linda Lovelace, with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers . The walk report was given by Ragnar Shaggy Pants who described it as lovely and found the experience very enjoyable. The trail through the quarry was interesting, the beer stop was very welcome, especially the competition that he somehow seemed to become involved in, and then there was a meandering path back through the rubber plantation to finish it off. He gave it a score of -8. Bum Gravy gave the run report commenting that the anticipation was palpable on the bus as the countdown to arrival commenced, the first half through the quarries had lots of ups and downs and the run should get extra points for the second half where the hares actually succeeded in losing a Hasher e. He gave a score of -1 giving an overall score of -3.5
The returnees were Bum Gravy who is back from back from India, Creamy Tulips who has been spending time travelling and Cockzilla who forgot to bring any crumpet with him. The visitors Were Not so Fucking Great and Vagina Miner who were both from the USA
Down Easy was then up for an award, he has completed 25 runs and graciously changed his T shirt much to the delight of many of the assembled Hashers.
Vagina Miner was then charged he has been in Saigon for 10 days without mining any vaginas which has got to be a record,. He should get some tips from Broken Seal who returned to his hotel room in Vung Tau to find someone else shagging a hooker in his bed.
I Choked Linda Lovelace was then charged for being a Brexit hares, he allegedly had no idea where he was headed.
Mrs Bean and Stevie Blunder were then called in. Stevie has obviously not been training Ms Bean in appropriate hash behaviour. She was lying seductively by the haberdash but had forgotten to spread her legs. No wonder she is not burdened by any children.
Spandex Man was then charged for inappropriate tweeting. On the hash we expect our efforts to be accompanied by some strong blowing, not pathetic peeping fit only for a LGBT parade. He really needs to get horny again.
Stevie Blunder then called in Tiffany for being a loser. She lost her virginity with him last Monday when she did the Halloween hareset but not content with that she lost also Spunky, retaining only the collar and lead. She claimed to have found him again and Stevie took her at her word. They were almost out of the graveyard before he noticed that she was trying to pass off some impostor as our beloved Spunky. Luckily as a true Hasher Spunky followed the flour and saw,off the competition.
Finally Shithouse was charged by Bum Gravy who regards himself as a legend on the Saigon Hash with 130 plus runs to his name. Imagine his surprise, shock and horror when Shithouse came to collect his money and asked what his name was. The satisfied expression on Shithouses face gave the impression he was thinking “mission accomplished”.
No opinion was given on whether the run had been a virgin but it certainly gave the satisfaction more usually associated with experience!
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 11/11/2018 Location: Thanh Da
Lest we forget!
Remember there will not be a pick up in D2.
Remember the bus will not leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make your own way to the start of the run.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the first Friday of next month. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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