|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
The coming weeks will be busy and its a great time to be a hasher and all newcomers are welcome.
The week after, on the 2nd December, the Dutch Sinterklaas will visit our Saigon Hash. Sinterklaas has visited us many years now and this important tradition is continued also this year. Sinterklaas, accompanied by his Black Peters (Zwarte Pieten), invites all Saigon Hashers to beautiful walking and running trails, he will bring presents and he will invite all Hashers to a dinner in a restaurant near the run site, compliments of Sinterklaas. Make sure not to miss this important event !
The week after, on 9th December, we will have another highlight of the year, the Red Dress run in aid of Loreto – improving education infrastructure for kids in underprivileged communities.
Date: 18/11/2018 Location: Dong Nai
The hares for this run were Turn Off and Casaputa, with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers . The walk report was given by Pole Polisher who described it as beautiful, rocky and hilly so with everything he loves. It gave him plenty of opportunities to hold the hands of his lovely fellow Hashers on the pretext of needing help over the obstacles. He gave it a score of 5. Tutsi Robinson gave the run report. He had been intrigued by description of craters and mountains and had not been disappointed. He Also enjoyed the coffee, pepper and banana plantations but failed to do much running whilst clambering over the volcanic rocks. He gave a score of 39 giving an overall score of 22.
The virgins were Will from the UK whose friend made him come, and Patrick from Germany, I Choked Linda Lovelace made him come. The returnees was Overdrive, no one was interested in where he had been. The visitors were Kay from the USA, Steve from Melbourne via Phuket and Hunter from Perth, Sexy Eyes made her come.
Ms Bean was then up for an award, she has completed 100 runs but got so confused when she discovered this tragedy that she couldn't quite manage to take anything.
Americans were then called in. It is reassuring to know that there are dumb enough to pay 80 million dollars for a swimming pool, especially when their esteemed president Trump has just come up with foolproof solution to forest fires. Why has noone else ever considered simply cutting down all the trees.
The Eurotrash were then called in. Brexit has reared its ugly head again causing angst for the British. However despite all the pain, suffering and money it seems there is no price the Brits wont pay in order to and the relationship. Maybe it's time the Eurotrash accept that it's over and move on.
Stevie Blunder was then charged with flashing his nuts on the bus and proving everyone that he is as well hung as field mouse.
Creamy Tulips charged Paddy Fag for hashing by motorcycle. Which reminded the walkers that Overdrive needed charging for charging a motorbike and winning. It's not often that you witness a motorbike being run over by a pedestrian
Finally there overachievers who needed congratulating, Will for completing a marathon in Beachyhead, Stevie Blunder for running the hash in sandals and I Choked Linda Lovelace for recruiting Hashers in shoe shops.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 25/11/2018 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2 at 2:15 so be there for 2:00. Click on the picture for locations.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting their First Full Beaver Moon Friday hash. Meet at 6.30 pm for a 7pm start. No need for registration fee, just come, run, enjoy and enjoy a dinner with us if you want. Do bring your own water. meet at the riverside restaurant, 199b Bis Nguyen Van Huong Street, Thao Dien.
199b Bis Nguyễn Văn Hưởng street, Thảo Điền ward, district 2, Ho
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