|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: Discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This Sunday's Run 1483
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Last sunday we had a great run out in the rivers of Tri An, and for all those who couldn't make it - tough. We felt right at home coming back to Saigon to find roads had been turned into rivers - Jesus must have been a hasher after all.
No apologies for any mistakes or omissions
Location: Dong Nai
The live hares for the run were Mrs Bean and Stevie Blunder with Sore Arse taking care of the walkers. The run report was given by Dingo who described it as a f*cking disgrace with weather fit only for a Nha Trang Hash. The run set by Stevie Blunder who's leaving so that's a bonus, there were 2 water crossings with dead fish in due to the polluted area we had been brought to, there was no beer stop and flour was used to guide the Hashers in the rain. As the pluses and minuses were totaled the end result was -600. The walk report was given by Sexy Eyes who was impressed by the scenery, happy that they didn't have to do the big water crossings and so remained relatively dry considering (she did have a raincoat on). There was intelligent conversation and on the job GPS training. She gave a score of -5 giving an overall score of -606.
The virgin was Thu from Colorado, her dad Pole Polisher made her come. The returnees were Lurprik from Denmark and Sore Arse from somewhere unintelligible. The visitor was Dingo from Nha Trang who has come down to do some spying in order to raise the level of the Nha Trang Hash.
Stevie Blunder was then charged by Fukcoffee for suggesting that google would tell him how to get to the run site. The route mapped out for him ended in a rock strewn track which he had to bunny hop over. Google even sent the bus the wrong way whilst Steve was on it. Obviously it has once again been confirmed that google is not to be trusted.
Ms Bean then charged the Spanish and Nigerians for being late yet again, we are not sure who to blame but the combination is obviously a recipe for a waiting bus.
The fount running bastards Paddy Fag and I Choked Linda Lovelace (yes that is correct) were then changed for coming out too early. If you are going to hide in the bushes so you can pretend you didn't shortcut then you can't come out of right in front of the hare.
Dingo then iced Stevie Blunder, Fukcoffee and Paddy Fag for completely f*cking up the Intermekong Hash, they did such a good job of it that now the Nha Trang Hashers are expecting a repeat performance every week. Dingo was then charged for having no hares on his hash who were capable of f*cking up a trail as well as the Saigon Hashers. this explained why he had been the only Nha Trang Hasher to set anything, after all a trail that just goes up and then back down a hill is pretty f*cked up.
Tiffany was then charged for querying whether we could have a hash in the rain and Ms Bean was called in to join her for suggested that the Hash should be cancelled, there was a pause here as many Hashers needed this word to be explained to them, as if a trivial typhoon blowing in would be sufficient to stop a Hasher! However, it turned that a typhoon is capable of stopping almost everything on a road except a Hash bus. Many Hashers found themselves wading home and rumour has it Paddy Fag was forced to spend the night at Phattys.
Casaputa and Afrodizzyak were then called in. Casaputa has just returned from his post-nuptial stag weekend and has not slept for 2 days and yet it was Afrodizzyak who allegedly spent a quiet, lazy weekend at home who was asleep on bus! Perhaps her weekend was not as quiet as she would like us to believe. When the cat's away….
Pole Polisher and Thu were then brought in. Pole Polisher was congratulated on his child rearing expertise. Thu demonstrated her ability to respond appropriately when that true gentleman Paddy Fag put his hand on her arse. Rather than the uncouth slap in the face that he was expecting he received a beautiful smile and a polite thank you.
The French were then charged for bringing the transport system to a halt just because they don't like the price of fuel, and the Norwegians were charged with making the situation worse by crashing their frigate into an oil tanker, sinking 20% of their navy.
Finally the topic of Brexit reared its ugly head again, with the Spanish being charged for taking the perfect plan for the reformation of Europe and messing it by throwing an enormous rock into the middle.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 2/12/2018 Location: Dong Nai
To see the pick up points in D2 click on the photo below. The bus will arrive here at about 2:10 pm so aim to be at the stops by 2:05 pm.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes will be hosting a run on the Friday closest to the full moon.The next opportunity to run with them will be in January. Details will be available in the preceding week.
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