|Today 22 July 2019|
discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This weeks RED DRESS Run 1484 for Loreto - improving kids education in underprivileged communities in Vietnam - will be a scenic jaunt around forests and grazing areas in Binh Chuan, Binh Duong, set by Paddyfag, Sexy Eyes, Pole Polisher and Fukoffee.
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Location: Dong Nai
The hares for the run were Turn Off and Shithouse with Runny Yolk taking care of the walkers. The run report was given by Ballcock who referred to the fact that we had beautiful weather, beautiful scenery and lots of paper. However we also had to cope with 4 Dutch hares, a trail that smelt like shit, bridges that bounced, shitty mud and water to wade through so pretty much like every other trail. He gave a score of 0. The walk report was given by Ragnar Shaggy Pants who compared the navigation skills of the walking hare to those of Columbus, who set of to find India and ended up in America. We bounced back and forth , on and off the trail in a spice girls style Zig-a-Zag Ahhhh. Luckily we avoided all the ghosts, and while we failed to find spirits we did see beautiful scenery and finally a Hash bus. He gave a score of -10 giving an overall score of -5.
The award this week went to Ragnar Shaggy Pants who has completed 25 runs.
The virgins were Caroline from Belgium who came with Matthew, Vy from Vietnam who came Uyen and Kate from Taiwan who used the Internet to help her come. The returnees were Broken Seal who has been avoiding further injury, Ballcock who has been here there and everywhere and Finger Ring who had had to go all the way to the Solomon Islands to track down Tastes Great and drag him back to the hash as well. There was a visitor from DC via Tajikistan called Meatpacker and then one very special, very old visitor who had to be serenaded. Yes that's right Sinterklaas had returned to the Saigon hash and he brought Black Pete with him.
After the serenading was over Sinterklaas was overcome by emotion and had to sit down, unfortunately he was so overcome he fell off the stool and had to be helped back up fell off stool.
Black Pete then iced Stevie Blunder for confusing him with Spandex Man, Sinterklaas reprimanded Paddy Fag for attempting to impersonate him last year and Causputa failed to deliver a rendition of a classical song from the concert he claimed to have been to. Sexy Eyes and I Choked Linda Lovelace were almost given red lights for their new upmarket house in D2 so that they could blend in with the brothel next door, except Black Pete had forgotten to bring the lights.
Sloe Gin was then called in to explain her why in all her gallivanting around the world she had not popped in to say hi to Sinterklaas. Initially SinterKlaas had looked very put out but when she approached on bended knee in the traditional manner he thawed considerably. The only problem was seen as a precedent and all subsequent petitioners also had to bend a knee.
The next to take a knee was Fukokee for doing such and amazing job at keeping the hash going, to the point where he had forgone gallivanting with Sloe Gin. Then Tiffany as all the men think she is so pretty so Sinterklaas wanted to check her out, he could see why she would need to run to keep away from all the Monday Hashers, strange that she managed it at a walk on a Sunday, or maybe not!
Finally Shithouse was called in for failing the record the over achievement of Sinterklaas himself who by now must have been on 40,0000 hashes, not one of which is in the Hash Stats. forgot to record run. Meatcicle was then given a special gift for his spectacular performance in the Rocky Horror show, you really don’t want to know what it was but he did put it on. Sinterklaas had a special plastic doll for Black Pete who has recently had his heartbroken, he seemed very impressed by his new girlfriend. Miss Saigon was given a very fetching pair of spectacles because he keeps getting lost. Ms Bean was given a springy penis on a keyring as she is off to Thailand and leaving Stevie behind, she seemed very impressed by its size, but was a bit rough and broke it the first time she tried it out.
Then, after admonishing Stevie Blunder for trying to take away the holy cross and replace it with a bar with no beer at the end, Sinterklaas was off. He did however lay on a very nice meal for the Hasher to stop off and have on their way back to Ho Chi Minh
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 09/12/2018 Location: Binh Duong
There will not be a pick up in D2.
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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