|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Location: Binh Duong
The hares for this years Red Dress Run were Ms Paddy Fag and Ms Fukoffee, with Ms Pole Polisher and Sexy Eyes keeping a careful key on the walkers. The run Report was given by Rainman who was slightly confused as 90% of the run had been walked. He commented on the lovely scenery, the interesting smells and the crystal clean stream, which were so inviting that they decided the had to cross them twice. He gave a score of -5. The walk report was given by Finger Ring who said it could be summed up in 3 s’s: civilised, short and smelly! She gave a score of -100 giving a overall score of -52.5.
The virgins on this run were Dao, Quyen, Ly, Rebecca, Kevin and Chester from Vietnam and Terri and Greg from South Africa. They were all looking a little shell shocked but then they had chosen the Red dress Run for a baptism of fire. The visitor Was Chewacca from America via Tokyo, he was very welcome as he came bearing gifts and all you needed to do to be a recipient was swallow it down, down.
The circle was slightly different this week as the charges were dropped in lieu of prizes for the raffle, all of which were graciously received.
Then it was on to the main event, the Miss Saigon competition. There was a tense atmosphere as the contestants battled it out. Witty answers abounded as I’m sure you can imagine, the parade made everybody's head spin, especially Ms Broken Seal, there were tears as contestants were eliminated and finally we were down to our last 3. Ms Spandex Man, Ms Tug My Dong and Ms Broken Seal waited expectantly for their final test. The judges decide exposure to the dating scene in Saigon would be a good test of character and the desperate winner Ms Broken Seal emerged victorious. Never before has that popular drunken chat up line of “Oi You Fancy a Shag” received such a positive response. Last years Miss Saigon reluctantly handed over her tiara and a new Miss Saigon was crowned.
The On On was a BBQ at the Run Site and the On On On was held at the new Hash sponsor In SaiGong Bar.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 16/11/2018 Location: Nui Dinh
A Stevie Blunder and Down Easy special leaving at 1 pm.
There will be a pick up in D2. click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 1:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 1:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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