|Today 21 December 2018|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
This morning my phone was whizzing through the air - I left it on flight mode.
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Date: 16/12/2018 Location: Nui Dinh
The live hares for the run were Stevie Blunder and Down Easy with Sore Ase taking good care of the walkers. The run report was given by Just had Beer, he was impressed by the short bus ride and the nice flat terrain but felt it was lacking in jungle and far too civilised. He gave a score of -9.5. The walk report was given by General Erection who was amazed to discover that he enjoyed the walk. He observed that Pole Polisher has it made with his harem of helpers ready to lend a hand at the slightest hint of a slope. He also discovered to Buddhist Shangri La closely followed by Nirvana when he walked between a rock and a hard place and found beer. He was also impressed by the other beautiful sights in the shape of the scenery. He gave a score of 19.5. Giving an overall score of 5.
The virgins were Nhu and Huy who came with Stevie Blunder, Duong who came with Down Easy, Fran and Sonia who came with Casaputa and Rach who had to use the Internet to come. The visitors were Buzz Lightyear and Fat and Sweaty from Oslo,Cheesy Balls from Norway and No Cuntrol from the USA
It was then onto the charges and Stevie Blunder, Casaputa, and Railroad Rectum were all charged for not wearing a hash T shirt, actually they were not wearing any T shirt but the only lady who seemed to mind was Sore Arse, the others were too busy admiring the view.
Then Stevie Blunder charged Buzz Lightyear who was not only unimpressed by the tea stop, having done it already in Norway, he was also adamant that in Norway all the monks lived with an amazing view and were willing to share beer with passing Hashers. Apparently anything Saigon can do Norway can do better!
Fukcoffee then charged Stevie Blunder for being on the wrong side at the Christmas party. He insisted on Supporting Malaysia as it is the true home of all Hashers and therefore became a loser and Vietnam celebrated winning the football cup.
Down Easy was then called in as a stand in taxi driver. It seems that whenever they get the slightest excuse like a tiny little hurricane or an insignificant football match they all decide to stop working and leave the poor Hashers stranded in District 1.
I Choked Linda Lovelace then charged all the Vietnamese. Whilst he congratulated the on the support they gave to their winning team, they did seem to have their priorities slightly skewed. They were so busy crowding into Nguyen Hue that they didn’t recognise that famous Hasher of the Year Pole Polisher and therefore failed to open a path for him to cross the street. He ended up stranded on the wrong side of the tracks and missed the Christmas party.
The On On was held at Ganesh.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 23/12/2018 Location: District 1
There will not be a pick up in D2.
The bus will not leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please do not make sure you are there by .
The crawl will start at 3:00 pm at In Saigong Bar, so please make sure you are there by 2:45 pm. For directions please click this link.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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