|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Date: 06/01/2019 Location: Dong Nai
The hares for this live run were Stevie blunder and Casaputa with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers. Chook gave the walk report saying that it was filled with great oral pleasure, living up to the true nature of a blundering walk with plenty of shiggy and a sunset on the river. Pole polisher had commented on his disappointment at the lack of hills and rocks for him to require help over but luckily the paddies stepped in towards the end and he was able to hold Tiffany's hand. The walk was given a score of -3. The run report was given by Miss Obedience who has Hashed on 4 continents and stated that this hash was unequivocally the shittiest she had ever been on. In fact the run was so shitty it even came over her knees, and she has very impressive legs. However this was more than compensated for by the fact that there was a hash Puppy at the beers stop and incredible scenery. She gave a score of +2. I Choked Linda Lovelace was then called in to report on the private hash that he had undertaken with Miss Saigon. He commented that they had been enjoying their detour so much that they had almost missed the boat. Upon arriving at the other side they had been seduced by the walkers with the tempting phrase “if you come this way with us you will get t the beer stop faster”. What Hasher could refuse such an offer. He gave their trail a score of -5. Taste Great had also decided to have his own Hash. Bored with the concrete he had taken it upon himself to find his own trail which was a vast improvement on the one that had been laid for him. He saw plenty of beautiful scenery and upon hitting the long grass he followed the hares instructions implicitly going in a totally straight line and almost running into the river. He arrived back before everyone else, although he did regret the fact that his trail didn’t incorporate the beer stop. He gave his trail the impressive score of -18. Giving a overall score for the trail of -6.
The virgin for this run was Hang from Vietnam who was forced to come by the returnee Just Add Beer who has been off checking out life in Cambodia. The returnee was Ethan who has been busy having a life and he visitors were Style Guru and Miss Obedience who are going to be riding all over South East Asia.
The charges the commenced with Just Add Beer being charged with being far too confident of his abilities. He arrived at the ferry port and knew exactly what he was expected to do, he got straight on the ferry congratulating himself on his brilliance, only to find he was on the wrong ferry and would have to rush straight back. Luckily he is pretty fast and the kind driver of the correct ferry waited patiently with the rest of the Hash for the errant Hasher to arrive.
General Erection was then charged with inappropriate presentation of his behind. Running along through the muddy paddies he suddenly bent over presenting his rear in a very inviting pose. He claims he was looking for his shoe which was miraculously found on his foot when he extracted it from the mud.
Ragnar Shaggy Pants was then charged for video bombing. He was cycling round his local area when he rode straight in to the middle of a music video film shoot. Obviously this made him very unpopular and he was wondering how he would be able to escape unharmed when a security guard followed his lead and stumbled into the middle of the shot. This distracted the angry mob for long enough for Ragnar to sneak way.
Stevie Blunder then charged Down Easy who had decided to be the hare but forgotten that he couldn’t reccie. He remembered to pass his duties on to Stevie and Casaputa but forgot to buy a hat. He called Stevie to get him a hat and then turned up at the run having forgotten to bring his running shoes. Luckily he had remembered his flip flops so being Vietnamese that meant he would still be an FRB. Unfortunately he is rather to young to be admitted into the venerable Alzheimer's club.
Finally Paddy Fag charged the Americans. Their poor president is struggle so much with building his wall that Paddy Fag has decided to show his solidarity by ensuring there is a wall on next week's run. It was pointed out that no matter how upset the Mexicans are about the wall they will soon get over it.
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The On On was held at Pitcher Bar and Grill as the Hashers headed back into Ho Chi Minh.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 09/01/2019 Location: Dong Nai
There will be a pick up in D2. click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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