|Today 20 May 2019|
Hashing: discovering amazing trails around Saigon like no one else
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Location: Dong Nai
The hare for this run was Paddy Fag with Sexy Eyes taking good care of the walkers. The walk report was given by Jed who described it as dusty and dirty rather than shitty and wet so a good contrast to last week. There was plenty of paper which was well hidden to keep the Hashers guessing and Stevie Blunder lost. There was also an aspect of the Texas Chainsaw massacre with Paddy deciding to take on the environment and ending up bloody. He gave a score of -2. Stevie Blunder gave his own run report, he was particularly keen on the end of the run which he did twice, once in reverse. He decided he would skip the middle bit as he had a premonition that this would lead to a happy ending, particularly as it meant he could bypass the rest of the Hashers and enjoy himself without interruption. He gave a score of -6. The walk report was given by Pole Polisher who was very impressed by the stress free, mud free, boulder free, hill free experience. There had been local fishermen displaying their catch, turkeys, guinea fowl and chicken who had survived Christmas, cows and ducks and to top it all off some lovely birds to chat to. He gave a score of 0 giving an overall score -2.666 (this could go on forever, a bit like some Hashers).
The Virgins for this run were Nghan and Ha from Hanoi who came separately claiming that they did not know each other. There were no visitors or returnees.
This run was all about celebrating Paddy Fags 500th run, he really needs to get a life as it was suggested that he is the first to reach half a millennium of runs on the Saigon Hash. He was joined by the other master Hashers Shithouse, General Erection and Fuckoffee who all have over 400 runs under their belts. T shirts and beverages were distributed, Paddy Fag is now camouflaged so that it is almost impossible to see him.
The Vietnamese were then charged. Paddy Fag had been given the impression that Vietnam was a very romantic place as everywhere he looks there is a plethora of young children. It turns out this is not so much the result of romantic encounters but rather a local company making fake condoms and thereby encouraging the visitation of too many storks.
Mrs Bean was then called in to represent all Eastern European beauties, it seems one of their number has ensnared the King of Malaysia who has abdicated his throne in a grand gesture of love, throwing the country into turmoil.
Inbound and CL were in next. They have taken up that time honoured Muslim tradition of ensuring that the woman always remains 5 feet behind the man, you would understand if you had been there!
Next to face the music was Stevie Blunder who was accused of outdoing Jesus. As we all know Jesus was crucified and after 3 days he rose again. Stevie Blunder rose to the challenge of setting a hash in 3 days and after 3 days the Hashers were crucified.
Creamy Tulips was charged with being a Neanderthal. With the modern technology available: email, websites, and Facebook, she still spent an hour waiting for the bus at the D2 pick up last week whilst all the other tech savvy Hashers were boarding the ferry in Nha Be.
The Irish women were charged with voyeurism. An Irish lady vacationing in Australia has blatantly admitted to standing on the beach and watching whilst sharks attacked Australian swimmers in the sea.
Shithouse was then charged by the Hash for nearly being charged by a herd of cows. We all know that the point at which you see the mothers and babies becoming agitated is not the point at which you start running at them. However, somehow that piece of basic common sense seems to have bypassed Shithouses brain.
Stevie Blunder then called in Shithouse, Ms Bean and Pole Polisher so that the Hashers could wish them a Happy Birthday in the traditional manner. The Eurotrash were also celebrating the 20th birthday of the Euro and 20 years of peace, community and prosperity, the British were looking a bit conflicted this point.
Ragnar Shaggy Pants was charged for commandeering Stevies changing room by taking over the back seat of the bus in order to have a nap. It seems he has had a very busy week watching students working hard in their Mock examinations.
Finally and very fittingly Paddy Fag was called in. It seems that after 500 runs and 137 hare sets he is finally able to fuck it up with the very best of them.
That's all for this week.
Sexy Eyes signing off.
Date: 20/01/2019 Location: Long Thanh
There will be a pick up in D2. Click on the picture below to see where the bus stops. The bus will be in D2 at about 2:15 pm so its best to be at the stop by 2:00 pm
The bus will leave the Caravelle at prompt, so please make sure you are there by . For directions please click here.
The Hash always needs hares let us know when you want to set your trail.
The Saigon Monday Hash House Harriers run every Monday - surprisingly enough! The start point is always posted on Facebook so please get into the habit of checking it out if you want to run with them (details here).
The Saigon Hash House Harriettes host a city run on the Friday closest to every Full Moon.
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